smokepurpp: this secret santa thing that they have going on at school is starting to make me mad
theslumpgod: same. tell me why my gift box was full of shit like soap and deodorant like tf
theslumpgod: tf kind of gift is that
xanxiety: it's the gift of cleanliness bc cleanliness is next to godliness now pls use them and take a shower
theslumpgod: stop telling me to take a shower like you don't shower me in your spit every time you open your mouth
theslumpgod: if you wanna take a shower just talk to thiego
lilpumpjetskii: man peepul kept giveng me a dicktinary
lilpumpjetskii: tf i need that four im an entellectooall
smokepurpp: right baby you're so smart😤
smokepurpp: anyway i looked in my gift box and i saw a collar....and a leash....and dog kibble...and y'all really think yall funny huh
cloudyskies: dogs deserve presents too
trippieredd: omar if you don't want the collar you can slide it my way
trippieredd: for....reasons
jaredwrld: ^
comethazine: oH?????????
trippieredd: also you can give me the leash too
trippieredd: and the rope
trippieredd: and the lube
smokepurpp: but i didn't get any lu-
trippieredd: and the butt plugs
trippieredd: and the vibrator
jaredwrld: ^^^^^^^^^
smokepurpp: i have a feeling you don't want me to give you my collar bc you found a stray dog
tracyminajj: its none of my business, its none of my business
theslumpgod: nigga a LEASH??????
trippieredd: you shoved a flogger up jah's ass, you can't talk
trippieredd: which reminds me i need a flogger too 🤗
wifisfuneral: what in the 50 shades of mbn is going on here
trippieredd: positivity ❤️❤️❤️
xanxiety: yes michael you're being very positive💙
comethazine: nah he being 🅱️ositive'
trippieredd has changed the group name to 🅱️ositive
comethazine: michael if you dont want the collar i'll take it. i wanna do some positive things to isaiah💙
wifisfuneral: now this IS positive
tayk47shawty: tf is yall gay asses talking about?
tayk47shawty: i see yall just as gay as always in here
tayk47shawty: and shut all that blood shit up
tayk47shawty: lemme find out jared pork chop built ass still tryna be savage
tayk47shawty: ima get the choppa
cloudyskies: okay which one of yall hacked tay's account
tayk47shawty: is you just as retarded as the shark faced nigga you be fucking or what? ian hacked
YOU ARE READING
sus ✧ multi
Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]
