theslumpgod: how long yall think its gon take tay to get his booty took by a 300 pound nigga named bubba
trippie1400: oh he already getting his booty took as we speak
trippie1400: he tooting that ass up
trippie1400: i wish i was getting my cheeks clapped rn
trippie1400: mbn
jaredwrld: i wish i was clapping michael's cheeks rn
jaredwrld: mbn
trippie1400: well come clap them👀
theslumpgod: aw
heroinfather: tay finna get his cheeks clapped all day long
tayk47shawty: YOU THOUGHT
tayk47shawty: yo ass should be the last one talking about getting yo cheeks clapped
tayk47shawty: remember when we was in jail and you was finna get yo booty took by that gay nigga?
tayk47shawty: you prolly woulda liked the shit
heroinfather: yeah and then i beat his ass💀💀💀
heroinfather: i hit him wit the
heroinfather:
tayk47shawty: tru💀💀💀what did yo ass even do to get locked up i forgot
heroinfather: i went to kmart and stood in a shopping cart and showed my dick and said "attention kmart shoppers suck my dick"
cloudyskies: jah be wylin💀💀💀💀
gothboigus: jah is so crazy💀💀💀
gothboigus: i feel like if you spend a day with jahseh you'll end up under a bridge naked the next day
trippie1400: bars🔥🔥🔥🔥
gothboigus: its catching on
theslumpgod: who mans
heroinfather: bitch yo mans
theslumpgod: tru
heroinfather: to be fair gazzy dared me to do it
theslumpgod: thats even worse💀💀
smokepurpp: tbh
smokepurpp: gazzy is my baby but imagine taking a dare from him💀
heroinfather: I KNOW I KNOW BUT GAZZY TALKED ME INTO DOING A LINE WITH HIM
theslumpgod: baby.... a line of what....
theslumpgod: you better say pixie sticks
ybnnahmir:
ybnnahmir: yall on that STUFF?
jaredwrld: no wonder jah act the way he do
heroinfather: :(
theslumpgod: so not only did yo ass do coke with gazzy but you then proceeded to let gazzy talk you into comitting crimes
theslumpgod: its official jah you're a retard
heroinfather: STOKE I THOUGHT I ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS STORY WHY YOU ACTING ALL SHOCKED
ybnnahmir: why we all just glossing over the coke part
cloudyskies: right like gazzy and jah just out here snorting coke and nobody care
lilpumpjetskii: cuz i do cock all da time
lilpumpjetskii: jasseh only did it once he got angseous from it
heroinfather: i just wanted to try it :( i was bored :((((
theslumpgod: you disappoint me jahseh
heroinfather: IT WAS 5 MONTHS AGO NIGGER
trippie1400: why omar aint saying nothing💀💀💀
theslumpgod: embarassment
smokepurpp: lmao im right here
smokepurpp: y'all aint know gazzy like coke?
smokepurpp: my bitch love do cocaine
tayk47shawty: gazzy a whole crackhead💀💀💀💀💀
tayk47shawty: makes sense
lilpumpjetskii: i only do cock sumtiems
lilpumpjetskii: molly>>>>
smokepurpp: lean>>>>>>
lilpumpjetskii: ooooh i luv lean
smokepurpp: i luv you
theslumpgod: this whole chat full of drug addicts
YOU ARE READING
sus ✧ multi
Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]