i asked this a long ass time ago but answers have most likely changed: who's your fave character?
theslumpgod: it's somebody's birthday in a week....
xxxtentacion: who, john hancock?
theslumpgod: okay 1, tf kinda last name is hancock
theslumpgod: 2, you're turning 18 in a week that's so positive💙
theslumpgod: they grow up so fast
xxxtentacion: i'm older than you, stokeley.
theslumpgod: ooooh by 3 months
cloudyskies: oop jah stokeley finna give you some more roaches for your birthday
theslumpgod: for the last time, they were beetles
jaredwrld: and how tf did you get beetles in your house
theslumpgod: look this aint about me
theslumpgod: it's about my baby's birthday💞💗💞💓💕💖💘💖💞💗💖💕💕💘
theslumpgod: i'm so excited that i showered twice today
xanxiety: is there a way that every day can be jah's birthday?
xanxiety: bc you can definitely stand to shower twice a day
trippieredd: i mean if he won't shower for jah then what will he shower for
tracyminajj: maybe if we told him he can have an extra big mac after he showers his fat ass would get in that tub
theslumpgod: ha ha very funny
theslumpgod: i love you jah💞
xxxtentacion: ily too stokey💙💙💙💙
xanxiety: wait...if jah is turning 18....isn't he technically catching a case until stoke turns 18 too?
cloudyskies: diego baby that's not how it wor-
cloudyskies: ykw go ahead
lilpumpjetskii: oh no jasseh is a petafile😔
comethazine: omar tease😔
smokepurpp: jahmier really obsessed with me lmao
comethazine: nigga what?
comethazine: i said one thing you big body ass bitch stfu
smokepurpp: my name is always in your mouth💀💀💀
smokepurpp: lemme stfu before you "eXpOsE mE"
comethazine: yea you better shut your dell computer back ass up
smokepurpp: that didnt even make sense💀
jaredwrld: mbn for something to make sense
comethazine: yes it didnt make sense bc you too retarded to understand
comethazine: imagine dating gazzy & being the retarded one of your relationship. your ugly ass can definitely relate!
smokepurpp: stfu and go play minecraft
smokepurpp:
YOU ARE READING
sus ✧ multi
Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]
