theslumpgod: so i almost ran omar over with my car today
ybnnahmir: i love karma😍
trippieredd: look at god
cloudyskies: god's plan....god's plan
xanxiety: *karma has entered the chat*
smokepurpp: that was you?
smokepurpp: you yo gabba gabba built bitch you made me drop my cinnamon-caramel latte with extra whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles
theslumpgod: it be like that
tayk47shawty: thats what you get for drinking such a gay ass drink
smokepurpp: ok gaymor dont think i didnt see you ordering a pumpkin spice latte the other day
tayk47shawty: it was for nick you dog built ass😐
jaredwrld: mbn to have your bf buy drinks for you
trippieredd: so we gon act like i didnt just go to the store and buy your fat ass a bunch of snacks
jaredwrld: mbn 😔
smokepurpp: ykw thats alright bc if you did i woulda filed the fattest lawsuit
smokepurpp: i might still sue, you gon run me my money for my starbucks, that shit expensive
gothboigus: speaking of bad things happening to omar
gothboigus: did we ever find out who jumped him
xanxiety: i think it was daniel tbh
theslumpgod: see the problem with that is that he's kinda dead
xanxiety: exactly. daniel got revenge on omar for killing him
xanxiety: so he jumped him
cloudyskies: baby that's-
lilpumpjetskii: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
lilpumpjetskii: danyall is back alive?
lilpumpjetskii: i thot he was dieded😭😭😭 im scarred
tayk47shawty: he is dead now stfu or else you next
lilpumpjetskii: and yall stop comieng for omar
lilpumpjetskii: stockly you big fat musty fagit i will kale you and make you dieded dont ever try to hurt omar again
lilpumpjetskii: i will send you to hail
smokepurpp: anyway yall know russ?
smokepurpp: he sent his cousins to jump me cuz i kept saying fuck russ
gothboigus: another L for russ
ybnnahmir: fuck russ
xanxiety: russ = L
lilpumpjetskii: OH IT WAS RUZE THAT JUMPED YOU
lilpumpjetskii: oh hail no
lilpumpjetskii has added russdiemon to "lil gazi vert"
lilpumpjetskii: RUZE IMA BEET YOUR ASS
trippieredd: everyone takes an L by association for russ being here now
lilpumpjetskii: FUCK RUZE
smokepurpp has changed the group name to "fuck russ"
smokepurpp: fuck russ
russdiemon: oh hey omar, did you enjoy my gift?
lilpumpjetskii: die
jaredwrld: mbn to die
lilpumpjetskii: i will shot you you pussy ass bicth
lilpumpjetskii: go commit not alive bitch
lilpumpjetskii: dont ever touch omar
lilpumpjetskii: oh weight you never touched him in the frost place you sended people two dew it four you
lilpumpjetskii: you fucking pussy
lilpumpjetskii: let me catch you lackeing ima sackrefice you to sayten cuz im lil gazi vert hoe
xxxtentacion: AYY SAVAGE GAZZY
smokepurpp: jah where you come from
xxxtentacion: i was taking a shower
xxxtentacion: stoke cant relate :(
theslumpgod: that's not positive
xxxtentacion: but it's the truth :(
lilpumpjetskii: JASSEHHHHHHH
xxxtentacion: GAZZYYYYYYY
lilpumpjetskii: can you give me tips on murdering ruze
lilpumpjetskii: he hurt omar :(
xxxtentacion: ok first what you need to do is lure him to a nice secluded place so nobody can hear his screams
xxxtentacion: then you tie him up to something and bring out the tools you'll use to murder him with
xxxtentacion: wow this sounds a lot like what stoke does to me before he fucks me im getting turned on
theslumpgod: masochist ass i swear💀
lilpumpjetskii: ruze im beeting your ass and selling your sole to saytan after
russdiemon: why don't you ask omar how that worked out for him?
xxxtentacion: oh nah we not touching gazzy
xxxtentacion: do whatever to omar but if you hurt gazzy i will peel your skin off with a rusty machete
russdiemon: i'm not entertaining this childishness.
russdiemon has left the chat
lilpumpjetskii: yea you bettar leef nigga
lilpumpjetskii: o weight he not even a nigga cuz he wite
lilpumpjetskii: *wigga
theslumpgod: you're not a nigga either-
lilpumpjetskii: stfu befour i pull up on you and take your sole
lilpumpjetskii: you almost hurted omar you smellie bitch
xanxiety: savage gazzy has entered the chat
jaredwrld: savage jared has been killed by jahseh 😔😔😔😔
YOU ARE READING
sus ✧ multi
Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]
