where jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality.
[published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]
cloudyskies: "earlier today, around 5:30 pm, a stabbing took place at a local walmart, where a customer became angry with a cashier after being reportedly short changed for his brownie mix. he then stabbed the cashier, and a few other bystanders in line, while his friend appeared to yell "let's get it" repeatedly. 3 individuals were harmed in this incident, but all stabbing wounds were non fatal. the perpertrator is described as being a teenage black man with a slim build that stands about 5 foot 6 inches tall, and had dreadlocks that are dyed half blonde and half black. his friend is a teenage hispanic man with a slim build that stands about 5 foot 5 inches tall, and has blonde dreadlocks. neither teen has been found yet."
cloudyskies: jah was right this shit was on the news wtf-
trippieredd: that whole read was wild from start to finish
smokepurpp: gazzy, explain
lilpumpjetskii: explane whut
lilpumpjetskii: whut i do
smokepurpp: why were you with jah while he was killing people
xanxiety: oh shit i just realized gazzy was there too i'm💀💀💀
theslumpgod: jah what did i say about taking dares from gazzy-
lilpumpjetskii: it wuznt no dare
lilpumpjetskii: me and jasseh went to walmart to get brownie mix for the weed brownies we where finna make
lilpumpjetskii: and jasseh just happened to go jasseh on 8 peepul that day
smokepurpp: why didn't you tell anybody im-
lilpumpjetskii: becuz snatches get statues dats y
lilpumpjetskii: i aint no snatch and jasseh told me not to tale nobody
lilpumpjetskii: an im made they sayed i sayed "lets get it" like tf its ESKEEEEETITTTTT
lilpumpjetskii: but that day was so fun
lilpumpjetskii: after we got back to his hoes we made the brownies and they were reelly good tho but that was becuz i sprinkled cockain on mines
lilpumpjetskii: your not posed to dew cock and weed at da smae time but o wele
xxxtentacion: gazzy that wasn't coke it was sugar
cloudyskies: thats even worse tf. who sprinkles sugar on top of brownies💀💀💀
lilpumpjetskii: i dew nega got a problem
cloudyskies: YES I HAVE A PROBLEM WHO TF DOES THAT
jaredwrld: jah and gazzy went to walmart and killed people and yall arguing about sugar and brownies-
jaredwrld: lets get better priorities
xxxtentacion: oh gazzy didn't kill anyone. he just screamed esketit while i stabbed people
xxxtentacion: gazzy is unproblematic leave him out of this pls
smokepurpp: so what you're saying is YOU killed people?
xxxtentacion: well that day i didn't no. i wasn't using my good knife
xxxtentacion: but im glad i didn't, killing people wouldn't be very positive of me, but at the same time i'm glad it happened because it allowed me to learn and to grow into the person i am now. i'm not the same person who would stab someone just for a minor disagreement anymore. parts of the old jahseh are still in me, and i feel tempted to go back to my old violent self, but being positive is a better lifestyle for me💙
cloudyskies: chief called....
xanxiety: uhhhhhh
trippieredd:
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trippieredd: metri our dad is a lawyer right?
cloudyskies: he sure is
trippieredd: im finna sue for emotional distress bc im scared
lilpumpjetskii: awww positive jasseh💙💙💙💙
gothboigus: every time jahseh and gazzy get together they do wild shit
theslumpgod: tell me about it
theslumpgod: remember when gazzy told jah to show his dick in kmart AND HE DID IT
theslumpgod: honestly these niggas cant go to the store together
xxxtentacion: remember when you flashed a cop and told him to kiss your ass for pulling you over
xxxtentacion: you showed your whole entire unwashed asscrack
theslumpgod: this aint about me
xxxtentacion: i love you💙💞
xxxtentacion: stay positive hate will never win💙💙💙💙
theslumpgod: aye yall watch this
theslumpgod: isaiah called me and asked me to come over
xxxtentacion: hold tf up
xxxtentacion: that musty hair having lord farquad looking ass bread slice face having ass nigga gon get his throat slit if he even THINKS
xxxtentacion: i mean
xxxtentacion: i love isaiah💙 i think it's super cool that you two can still be friends after what happened between the two of you. maybe you two can bond over your love for not showering, because everyone has a certain thing they can bond with someone with because they have something in common. that's what makes relationships work. what makes our relationship work is that even though we might roast and cap on each other, we still love each other and have a deep bond, and what made your relationship with isaiah special is that both of you enjoyed the lifestyle of being musty. love you💙💙💙💙💙 stay positive💙💙💙💙 accept love💙💙💙💙💙
gothboigus: *tracy music stops*
xanxiety: im scared
tracyminajj: wait stoke and isaiah dated?
theslumpgod: yeah... and ever since i told jah about it he wanna make isaiah the next jared
theslumpgod: it wasnt even a serious relationship and yet the psychotic jumped out
theslumpgod: but im the same way about him so dont touch him unless you want to be dismembered and tortured with a chainsaw and a plastic spoon
xxxtentacion: well i love jarad so i love isaiah too💙💙💙 jarad is my best friend💙💙💙
