lilpumpjetskii: IM BIKEEEEEEE
ybnnahmir: plies has entered the chat i guess
theslumpgod: and autocorrect has left the chat
smokepurpp: hygiene has left the chat^
theslumpgod: your life will leave the chat if you dont stfu^
lilpumpjetskii: stockly leaf omar aloon you fat hore
lilpumpjetskii: for i beet you're ass like i beeted ruze ass
lilpumpjetskii: i fite wales two nigga
xanxiety: yaaaaaaaay
xanxiety: i missed you gaziiiiiii💞
lilpumpjetskii: i missed you two deigo😘
lilpumpjetskii: and im made at tymore
gothboigus: what did tymore do to our son
tracyminajj: our son? iono about all that...
tracyminajj: you're white i'm black and he's columbian so...lemme find out your pixie stick built ass been cheating
gothboigus: *maury has entered the chat*
gothboigus: and im built like a pocky stick not a pixie stick😤
trippieredd: anyways what did tay do
lilpumpjetskii: he said that as long as you say allegedly you cant go to gel
lilpumpjetskii: so i told the cops i only allegedly beeted ruze ass and they arrested me anyway :(
xanxiety: damn :(
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smokepurpp: see tay look what your "allegedly" headass did
smokepurpp: you got my baby arrested
tayk47shawty: shut your mexican ass up ian do shit but nick
tayk47shawty: you not supposed to say allegedly if there's proof dumbass
tayk47shawty: cuz then it's not allegedly
xxxtentacion: or you could just go super saiyan and break out of the handcuffs
theslumpgod: yeah how well did that go for you the 8 times you've been to jail
xxxtentacion: my super saiyan powers weren't activated those times :(
jaredwrld: but you activated them on me :(((((
lilpumpjetskii: gel was so scary i never wanna go bike
lilpumpjetskii: my cellmate said his name was benard
lilpumpjetskii: and he was hard
gothboigus: bars🔥🔥🔥🔥
lilpumpjetskii: i didnt want to get rapped again so i showlder rolled and summened sayten
lilpumpjetskii: but that didnt work
lilpumpjetskii: so i went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror and called omar 5 times
lilpumpjetskii: and then he belled me out
cloudyskies: he belled you out.....
jaredwrld: my brain hurts and its not from jahseh giving me a coma this time😔
tracyminajj: i stan gazzy and all but can he spell any words right???
tracyminajj: im genuinely wondering bc i cant read that
tayk47shawty: nah he retarded
gothboigus: after entering this chat i am now trilingual
gothboigus: english, swedish, and gazinese
trippieredd: gazzy only spells right when yall make him mad💀💀💀💀
cloudyskies: actually there is a word that gazzy can spell right
cloudyskies: omar
theslumpgod: kimetrius that's a name not a word you fucking idiot
cloudyskies: names are words dumbass
xanxiety: right they're verbs
xanxiety: names are verbs and verbs are words
cloudyskies: diego......
jaredwrld: MY BRAIN HURTS
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ybnnahmir: every time gazzy do something dumb diego comes out of the shadows to remind us that he dumb too
ybnnahmir: friendship goals tbh
xanxiety: no bc verbs are what you call things
xanxiety: like the verb is the subject of a sentence
cloudyskies: baby those are nouns-
lilpumpjetskii: no kumitrees
lilpumpjetskii: nowns are what you use to ascribe verbs
lilpumpjetskii: like the word "beautiful" is a nown
lilpumpjetskii: and a aggative is an action
lilpumpjetskii: weclum to dr pump's english class
tayk47shawty: ykw they shoulda kept your ass locked up
smokepurpp: now tay let's not talk about getting locked up
smokepurpp: you gon have to do the race again w all the charges against you
smokepurpp: you still aint got sentenced for when you almost killed almighteeth
tayk47shawty: ian almost kill jay
tayk47shawty: i allegedly pointed my gun at his ugly ass thats it
jaredwrld: point your gun at me and shoot me with it
tayk47shawty: im allegedly omw
ybnnahmir: tay no
YOU ARE READING
sus ✧ multi
Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]
