theslumpgod: ok mikey and metri are taking this "brothers" shit too far
smokepurpp: "let me take you to go meet our dad after school" faceass
smokepurpp: yall done really decided yall are brothers based off of the fact that michael is from ohio-
lilpumpjetskii: they are craichead brothers thats abowt it
trippieredd: gazzy don't you snort coke?
cloudyskies: ^ RIGHT and you be bragging about it like its cute💀
lilpumpjetskii: thats cock not craic issa difference mikeall
cloudyskies: anyways
cloudyskies: 🎶we're brothers, we're happy and we're singing and we're colored🎶
trippieredd: 🎶big 14 bitch🎶
trippieredd: omg i can't wait to finally meet my dad
trippieredd: all this time i thought a lizard laid eggs in my mom's pussy :/
xanxiety: it probably did michael.....it probably did....
trippieredd: i have a dad now yay
trippieredd: even though jared is my daddy
jaredwrld: it's very nice to be michael's daddy
cloudyskies: i told our dad that i finally found you and he's so excited to meet you
cloudyskies: he said he isn't looking forward to seeing your mom again tho :/
trippieredd: i wanna know why he didn't claim me :(
theslumpgod: tbh if i had a child and it came out looking like michael i wouldn't claim that little nigga either
xxxtentacion: stoke that's not positive
xxxtentacion: tbh metri if anybody is your brother it's isaiah
xxxtentacion: the lord farquaad twins😍
theslumpgod: oh so you can drag isaiah but i can't make a joke without it being uNpOsItIve
xxxtentacion: you're correct! i love you💙
cloudyskies: oh i already asked isaiah if he's from ohio, he's not
cloudyskies: also his name isn't michael
xanxiety: omg we should add isaiah
theslumpgod: isaiah would maybe make being in this gc more toleratable
tracyminajj: who is isaiah
xanxiety: of course.
xxxtentacion: a nigga that looks like lord farquad and has musty hair and scams people
xxxtentacion: oh wait that wasn't positive
xxxtentacion: i mean....isaiah is a wonderful individual and i wish the best that life has to offer for him💙
smokepurpp: translation: "i hope he fucking dies"
tracyminajj: oh he's musty? no wonder stoke wants him in the gc
gothboigus: imagine having a must buddy to be musty with💀💀
theslumpgod: imagine doing crack with your bf you and tracy can relate
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]
