Nations Cheesy Pickup Lines: Denmark

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<Denmark is online>

<Greenland is online>

Denmark: Hey Indy?

Greenland: What do you want, oh-mighty-king-of-the-stupid?

Denmark: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

Greenland: North Korea.

Denmark: Ouch!

Greenland: Denmark, just quit it already! I'm your sister!

<Denmark is offline>

Greenland: Serves you right.

I decided I might make a few regular segments on this. This one will be as soon as I can get more pickup lines. By the way, I will insert some OC and characters from other shows every once in a while so look out for those! Thanks for reading! (Also, for those who didn't get the joke, look up just how not free North Korea is)

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