<A bunch of people the Chatroom doesn't want to take the time to name are online (You'll find out who's online as you read)>
Prussia: You know, I always thought stereotypes were kind of ridiculous.
America: Oh no.
Prussia: So I wrote a song about it, and it goes a little something like this!
Canada: >:)
Prussia: 🎶 I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn! 🎶
Japan: O.o
China: *understanding levels loading: 25% complete*
Prussia: 🎶 And we should dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes! 🎶
Canada: *dancing*
Prussia: 🎶 Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl! 🎶
India: That's not true, Prussia!
Prussia: 🎶 And we should dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes! 🎶
France: *Waltzing with England for some reason*
England: *drunk*
Prussia: 🎶 Check it out now. I love those fat Americans. You know they so obnoxious. They always eating burgers. They always holding shot guns. 🎶
America: *dancing gangnam style with Korea*
Korea: *being epic*
Prussia: 🎶 And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn. They all got a hundred kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on. 🎶
Mexico: I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Spain: *quizzically staring at Prussia*
Prussia: 🎶 Uh huh. But that's the way they roll. You gotta go big like an Israeli nose. 🎶
Israel: *self conciously rubbing his nose*
America: It's okay dude.
Prussia: 🎶 If you ever buy a pint for and Irish guy, and they're out of control like a Chinese driver! 🎶
China: Hey! My driving isn't that bad aru!
Russia: ...right...
China: *glaring at Russia*
Ireland: *confused on how he should be feeling*
Prussia: 🎶 I love the middle east, but how do they handle rockin' burkas while they're riding camels? 🎶
Indonesia: ...well I'm glad you think I look good...
Prussia: 🎶 I love Jamaicans. Yeah they cool, but they always high so don't let 'em through! 🎶
Jamaica: Ya mon!
Canada: *hands Jamaica fifty American dollars*
Prussia: 🎶 And I love them Puerto Ricans, even though the wash their butts about once a weekend! 🎶
Puerto Rico: *angry meme face*
Prussia: 🎶 I'm just joking! If you didn't know, then you're a little slow, and your probably from Poland! 🎶
Poland: HAHAHAHAHA!!! PUERTO RICO!!!
Everyone else: >.>
Poland: What?
Prussia: 🎶 I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn! 🎶
China: *understanding levels loading: 50% complete*
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Hetalia Chats... Need I Say More?
HumorI'm sure most everyone knows who the Hetalia nations. You'd never expect what can happen with them and their crazy antics. Believe it or not these are normal conversations. I OWN NOTHING!!!
