Greenland's Forgotten Introduction

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<Greenland is online>

<Canada is online>

Greenland: Hello people out there in Wattpad land. How are you?

Canada: We hope your're having a truly fantastic day.

Greenland: So the writer who was too lazy to make an appearance in this chapter-

Canada: -realized you don't have any idea who the heck her lovely Greenland character is.

Greenland: We decided we'd write a lovely little introduction for you.

Canada: So without further ado, Greenland?

Greenland: Okay, so my human name is Indy Anna Neon. Alfred likes to make fun of me for the fact that if you say my middle and first name together it sounds like Indiana. Alfie dear, WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GET MARRIED!

Canada: *sninckering*

<Shut up Canadia>

Canada: Really? Again?

Greenland: Anyway, I'm not technically recognized as a country because according to the internet I'm still owned by Oh-mighty-king-of-the-stupid from the first chapter.

Canada: *snickering* The first meeting he brought her to he treated her like a kid and she-

Greenland:-dislocated his jaw with my foot. I get it, but I don't think they care much about that.

Canada: ;w;

Greenland: Everyone refers to me as the black sheep of the family, first because my hair is brown witht he tips dyed purple instead of blonde or gray, and secondly because I'm a tad more violent than my brothers.

Canada: Hence the jaw dislocation incident.

Greenland: Finally, I'm sixteeen, but I'm younger than Icy by four months.

Canada: She hates it.

Greenland: *glares* Anyway, yeah... that's me. So, goodbye!

<Greenland is offline>

Canada: ...um. yeah... see ya!

<Canada is offline>

<The Chatroom is still trying to figure out what a Canada is>

Hello peoples! Okay, so I have an emergency. I'M OUT OF IDEAS!!! I can only stall for so much longer. I'm pretty much taking any request now. PLEASE LEAVE ME A REQUEST IN THE COMMENTS!!! If I don't get ideas soon, this story may just be over! :( PLEASE HELP MEEEEEEEE!!! Oh, and thanks for reading! Leave some comments, share this story with your friends, and help me out! In advance, THANK YOU SO MUCH! THE WRITER, THE NORTH AMERICA BROS, AND GREENLAND ARE OUT! PEACE! ^o^  

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