<Engalnd is online>
<France is online>
<America is online>
<Canada is online>
France: Ohonhonhon~!
America: ...that was really perverted, France.
Canada: O///O
England: Well... aside form that, I made scones! Anybody want some?
France, America, & Canada: NO!
England: *startled* ...oh come on! Everyone, sit! I made these scones for you with my love and sweat.
America: That doesn't sound very appetizing, dude.
England: SHUT UP! You three are going to eat them WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
France, America, & Canada: *sits on the floor and grimace as England hands them each a scone, not eating it*
England: *really irritated* OH COME ON! I'd expect this from Alfred and the frog, but you too Canada?
Canada: *feeling guilty, hestitantly takes a bite*
France & America: *watching in terror*
England: *pleased*
Canada: *starts choking*
America: *grabs Canada and starts the heimlich maneuver*
Canada: *spits up the charred scone*
America: Someone get him some water.
France: Don't let Angleterre do it! He'll probably burn that too!
England: Bloody... Frog! I'll show you! *stomps away*
France: I'd like to see that.
England: *comes back with a glass of water* See I didn't- *water catches on fire* ...what...?
America: Woah. Even I know that's not natural.
France: Ha! See? Angleterre could burn the air if he tried!
England: TAKE THAT BACK YOU BLOOD FROG! *pulls out magic wand*
America & Canada: *whispering to eachother*
<America is offline>
<Canada is offline>
England: I hope you're happy, frog.
France: *smacks England's behind* Very.
England: *jumps* THAT'S IT!
<England is offline>
France: *picks up a scone and takes a bite out of it*
<The Chatroom would like to point out that there is nothing wrong with English food. The English bake it and the French poison it>
I'd just like to make clear that I'm not a big fan of FrUK. My mind may change, but for now, nope. Also, I'm sorry to all the people who really love England. I really tortured him in this. I'll give him a comeback chapter later. So Ciao~!
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HumorI'm sure most everyone knows who the Hetalia nations. You'd never expect what can happen with them and their crazy antics. Believe it or not these are normal conversations. I OWN NOTHING!!!
