Nations Cheesy Pickup Line: America, That's Just Sad

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<America is online>

<Hungary is online>

America: HEy Eliza.

Hungary: Hi Alfred, um, your voice just cracked, is something wrong?

America: Do you work at Little Ceasers?

Hungary: No.

America: Oh, well... You're hot, and I'm ready. Dang it! I screwed that up, didn't I?

Hungary: Litle bit, and that's just sad, America. Prussia has better pickup lines than you, and his consist of at least ten 'awesomes' in ONE sentence!

America: Ouch! That's a low blow!

Hungary: Sorry, but it's the truth! Also, I've got a date with Austria to go to so see you later!

<Hungary is offline>

America: Did I really get rejected for that piano playing wimp man?

Canada: Yep.

America: When did you get here?

<Canada is offline>

America: -_-

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