America: This is gonna be the bomb.
England: At least use proper grammer, twat.
America: *going to. Happy now?
Prussia: Guys! He's coming!
France: *turns out the lights*
<Poland is online>
Poland: Like, why is it so dark in here? *flicks on the light switch*
Everyone: SURPRISE!!!
Poland: *surprised* You guys! You, like, shouldn't have!
Lithuania: H-happy birthday Poland!
Poland: Liet! *hugs Lithuania* You are awesome!
Prussia: He―
Spain: Not now amigo.
America: Happy birthday dude! *sets off some fireworks and amost takes out Canada*
Canada: *ducks* AMERICA!
America: Heheh... Oops?
Canada: -_-
England: Anyway... Happy birthday Poland! Lithuania planned the party, but we weren't hesitant to help.
Lithuania: *blushes*
Poland: This is like, the BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!! ^•^
<Russia is online>
America: GAH! *unintentionally jumps behind the weakest country in the room (aka North Italy)* Who invited the Commie?!
Italy: Veeeeeeee?! WHITE FLAG! WHITE FLAG!
Germany: ITALIA! How many times have I told not to surrender so quickly?!
<Italy is offline>
Romano: You keep your flithy hands off my brother, stupido!
<Romano is offline>
Spain: Wait up Roma~!
<Spain is offline>
Prussia: Keseses! Vhat vere you doing this time Vest?
Germany: Nothing.
Prussia: Did bruder vant to claim a little Italian territory for himself?
Germany: VHAT?! *smacks Prussia on the head* DUMMKOPF!!!
<Prussia is offline>
<Germany is offline>
Japan: ...I should probabry go help Itary... Arigato.
<Japan is offline>
Russia: Pryvet comrades! ^J^
Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia: *quivering* Hello, m-master Russia...
Russia: *turns to the rest of the allied powers*
America: *uncontrolably shaking*
England: *about to have a heart attack*
France: *practically dead*
Russia: *dark aura* Hello America, England, and France.
<America is offline>
<England is offline>
France: *le faints*
<France is offline>
China: Russia, have you seen panda aru?
Russia: *sweatdrops* ...maybe.
China: WHAT DID YOU DO TO PANDA?
<Russia is offline>
China: RUSSSSSSIIIIIAAAAAAA ARU!!!
<China is offline>
Poland: O.o ...
Lithuania: ...shopping and then hot cocoa?
Poland: You, like, always know what to do Liet.
<Poland is offline>
<Lithuania is offline>
Sealand: Hey! What about me!
<You're not a nation Sealand>
Sealand: Am too! Hmph!
Canada: Don't be too discouraged Sealand. It doesn't recognize me as a nation either.
Sealand: Wait, who are you?
Canada: I'm Canada.
Sealand: What's a Canada?
Canada: ;w;
<Canadia is offline>
Latvia: Wait, what's a Canada?
Sealand: I have no idea.
Estonia: France invited us for dinner. You two want to come?
Latvia: I g-guess so...
Sealand: Anything's better than that British jerk's food.
<Everyone is offline>
<The chatroom is empty>
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Hetalia Chats... Need I Say More?
HumorI'm sure most everyone knows who the Hetalia nations. You'd never expect what can happen with them and their crazy antics. Believe it or not these are normal conversations. I OWN NOTHING!!!
