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Google Translate Makes Americans Seem Like Idiots

<America is online>

<France is online>

<England is online>

<Italy is online>

<Germany is online>

<Japan is online>

<China is online>

<Russia is online>

<Iceland is online>

<Denmark is online>

<Sweden is online>

<Finland is online>

<Norway is online>

America: Thanks for meeting me you guys.

China: This better be important aru...

Russia: Da. *give America a grumpy look*

England: What is it now America?

America: So I took a sentence from a Journey to the Center of the Earth, you know that book you get but never read?

Iceland: -_-

America: Anyway... I ran it through a few layers of Google translate...

France: And?

America: Well I'll just give you the results...

Norway: Oh of course, that shouldn't take too long...

Finland: Mr. Norway! Be nice!

Sweden: ... *menacing look*

Finland: eheheh...

Denamark: *asleep*

Germany: Can we just get zis over vith?

America: Well, the sentence was: When Hans didn't return in the next hour, wild reasons why he would have left us crossed my mind, each crazier than the last.

England: And?

America: And it came out: If you do not want to go back the next time they come out of the country it happened to me in the past, be brave.

Japan WHAT?! THAT'S IT?! YOU GOT US ARR UP TO SHOW US HOW STUPID YOUR ONRINE TRANSRATERS ARE?! ARE YOU INSANE?!

Everyone: O.O

Japan: Sorry, I am very sreepy...

Italy: I think it's funny! *eating pasta*

Germany: Italy? Vhere did you get zat?

Italy: *points to the Dalek*

<England is offline>

<America is offline>

<France is offline>

<Germany is offline>

<Denmark is offline>

<Norway is offline>

<Japan is offline>

<Iceland is offline>

<Sweden is offline>

<Finland is offline>

<China is offline>

<Russia is offline>

Italy: Wait, I'm all alone now...

Canada: *takes off Dalek costume* I'm still here.

Italy: WAH!!! GHOST!!! GERMANY! HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!!!

<Italy is offline>

<The chatroom is empty>

Canada: I hate you too chatroom.