The knights of Meth Dragons were assigned a quest by the Banana King. They must get the magical ice crystal from the giant wolf dragon so they can restore Frosty the Snowman to their kingdom.
They traveled to the land of the Kinky Vortex, were they would meet their enemy.
They battled the giant wolf dragon bravely, and with much gore.
"Ah, your leg, it's stuck in a bear trap!" screamed Amir, as he ran down a rainbow to save his fallen companion.
The Meth Dragons fell back into the woods. Blood was bleeding fast from Allister's stumped leg. There was too much blood loss, he wouldn't make it through the night.
"Nooooo, you can't die on me! I won't let you!" screamed Amir.
But he couldn't do anything about it.
"Goodbye, Amir... Tell Molly I love her", Allister managed a week smile before dieing...
But the quest must go on.
THE END
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the Crumbly Biscuit of Life
RandomThe book of demented bedtime stories, dreams, and school assignments. Each chapter is a new story. And many chapters are full of mysteries. Enter the Kinky Vortex in this beautiful book. Read about the Rainbow Rape Gang, the Meth Dragons, the...
