Once upon a time, there was an old and crinkly, rich man, who had nobody to make him happy.
On one cold, dark night, the crinkly man, whose name was Richard, saw a little, raggedy boy looking at a toy store.
The crinkly Richard walked up to the boy and said, "If I buy you a toy, will you stop looking so pitiful?"
"You bet your mermaids I will, mister!" said the boy.
So the crinkly Richard got the not so crinkly boy a new toy. When he gave the boy the toy the boy turned into a handsome prince!
The handsome prince went to live with the crinkly Richard's mermaids. And lived happily ever after.
THE CRINKLY END
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