Once upon a time, Lady Gaga went to a restaurant. And of course, she was dressed like a knight, but her armor was made of chocolate.
She got food and a drink, but the waiter didn't give her a straw. She was just about to ask for one, when her purse started glowing.
Four grapes jumped out of it! Only they had arms and legs. The grapes gave Lady Gaga a straw.
"Wow, what are you doing in my purse?" she asked.
"That is a secret," said the first one. "We will grant you anything you want... out of your purse!"
"Oh, umm... I want toilet paper, for no reason."
Then the grapes gave her toilet paper.
People started to stare. Like, more than usual.
"Okay," said Lady Gaga. "Give me jelly beans."
And so they did.
"I want a disco ball."
That she got as well.
"All right, people," said Lady Gaga. "Let's have a party!"
Everyone cheered.
A man was on the outside of the building, looking in. He was dressed to kill aliens. Cool shades and everything.
Was he here to capture the grapes? Nah! He was really there to obtain Lady Gaga! (An alien spy.)
THE END
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