(C)amomile (studxstud)

Chap 5: In love.

Cam's POV

"Always the eediat dem a fall in love eeee," I said laughing on the phone with Jay. We tried our best to keep up with each other as much as we could these days.

"Haaawt yuh," She said.

"Bro!! How could it slip my mind!? Guess who Tye asked about?" I asked her.

"Me? Did she ask if you used to suck my strap?" She said laughing.

"First of all, ew! And no you're not THAT important for my wife to be talking bout you." I said.

"Oh? So it's like that now?"

"Been! Been like that mudascunt." I said laughing.

"I'm hurt, like hurt hurt. You don't love me no more?" She asked sounding sad.

"Damn, why you always gotta be like that? You know I'll always love you as you me nigga." I said rolling my eyes.

"Haha, sike. Get yo gay gay ass off my phone out here sucking plassdick." Jay said laughing.

"I fucking hate you, yuh nasty fucka!" I said hissing my teeth.

She was there laughing and laughing so I decided to disconnect the call on her.  I walked away from my phone and went to the fridge to get orange juice. I heard my phone ringing and I knew it was Jay just realizing that I had hung up on her. I ran back over to the phone after getting my orange juice and answered.

"Mi dung hill fren, a really hang yuh hang up pon me?" She said as the call connected.

"Fam, I'm going up hill.. nah go dung hill with you no more." I laughed.

"Anyways a who Tye ask bout??" She asked.

"Shane.." I trailed off.

"Shane Shane?" She asked.

"Yes, Shane Shane." I responded.

"Fi wah?"

"She just asked if I knew anyone by that name then Mona's wife jumped in and said that Shane is her cousin. Dung hill nuh fuck." I said.

"Mona married???" Jay asked shocked.

"Well not technically, she's her girlfriend. She hasn't proposed as yet but she got her a promise ring when they reached two years which was some time ago." I said.

"Mona promised to somebody else? After the nice nice fuck weh me gi har she still couldn't wait pon me?" Jay said laughing.

"Bro, tighten the fuck up. You know you not gonna leave mommy in Jamaica to come live here." I said rolling my eyes.

"Whatever. So Cindy and Shane related?" She asked.

"Yes, but Cindy say she nuh really fuck with them like that."

"Think me know a Cindy.. nuh too sure tho because me did drunk and just wah a quick fuck. I was a sick fuck, I liked quick fucks." She said laughing.

"Mhm, I think we listen to too much Biggy. And you are still a sick fuck. When you gonna settle down?" I asked.

"When you realize that Tye ain't shit and you come back to me where you belong.. with yuh dung hill partner." She said.

"See that's why we can't be together because I don't wanna be going down hill no more fam." I shook my head.

"Ahh shut the fuck up. Like say yuh nuh miss me. YUH STRESSED OUT AND YUH MISS YUH FREN! DEM NUH UNDERSTAND OR GET WE JOKES DEM! CYA BELIEVE YUH GET A NEW FRIEND! IF ANUH ME THEN A WHO THEN???" She sung out into the phone. I had to pull it away from my ears because she was this close to bursting my ear drum.