Spiderson Oneshots

In Which Peter Parker Has A Boyfriend

Btw, Peter is 22 and Wade is 23.

This is an alternate story to 'In Which Peter Parker Has A Girlfriend'.

It had been a quiet week and Clint was bored out of his mind. He kept complaining about having nothing to do and it was driving everyone else insane. In the end, to shut Clint up, they decided to play Never Have I Ever, with shots.

All was going well, with prompts such as never have I ever broken the law (They all took a shot at that, yes, even Peter.) or never have I ever been kicked out of somewhere (A few took a shot.). Even one never had I ever experimented with someone of the same sex. Surprisingly, Tony, Natasha and Steve took a shot but what shocked them was that Peter did too.

They all stared at him until Peter sighed and answered the unspoken question.

"Puberty was a confusing time for me," He ducked his head after speaking. The Avengers all shrugged and continued the game. When it was finally Tony's turn, he turned and stared at Peter.

"Never have I ever had a girlfriend," He prompted and directed the question at Peter. Natasha smirked, already knowing that Peter was gay and had a boyfriend; no one else knew, however, only Peter trusted her to come and talk about it.

Peter continued to stare back at Tony, not taking a shot. Tony and Clint suppressed laughs thinking that Peter had never dated anyone. Natasha's turn was next and she smiled at the pair, terrifying them because she doesn't smile, before looking at Peter.

"Never have I ever had a boyfriend," Her smile dropped into a smirk.

"Aunt Tasha!" Peter whined before grabbing a shot glass and downing it. A blush dusted across his face and before he knew it, he resembled a tomato. The room went silent and everyone else stared at Peter in shock.

"BABY BOY!" A voice yelled and none other than Deadpool flew through an open window before landing in a superhero landing pose. "There's a problem and I really need your help. I can't do it without my Spidey!"

This bought everyone back from their state of shock and they turned around to watch the scene in front of them. Peter was already standing and stripping down his clothes, Spider-Man suit underneath. He pulled a gold band of his ring finger and flipped it toward Nat.

"Take care of that, I'll need it later," He turned to Deadpool. "Hope on my back and I can swing us there."

Deadpool did as he was told and as they were swinging out the window, the one Deadpool came in through. They swore that they could hear Deadpool saying 'How nice Peter's ass looked today'.

The Avenger's swung around to face Natasha, who was laughing at everything that was happening.

"What was that all about?" Steve questioned her. She had to take a few deep breaths to calm herself.

"This," She answered, holding up the gold ring Peter gave to her. "Is Peter's wedding ring-"

Before she could continue, there were shouts of 'He married? Why wasn't I invited?' or 'WHAT!' and 'Since when? Who to?'. She cleared her throat to get everyone's attention.

"He got married last year and May and I only know because he was scared and didn't want to come out to the team," She continued. "He's married to Wade Wilson."

Chorus' of 'who's that?' echoed through the room and she face-palmed. Did they really not listen in meetings?

"It's Deadpool."

The room may as well of exploded with the reactions from the Avengers.

-J