Spiderson Oneshots

In Which Peter Hangs Out At MJ's Place

Peter ran towards Mr Delmar's sandwich shop as he was collecting his and MJ's orders. They were having a studying session together as they had a final assessment coming up; Ned would have joined but he had family matters to attend to. MJ had messaged him what she wanted and then told Peter to come to her house.

"What's up, Mr Delmar?" Peter greeted as he walked into the shop. He grabbed two packets of gummy worms and placed them on the counter.

"Hey, Mr Parker," Delmar greeted back. "A number 5 with pickles right?"

"Yeah, and can you squish it down real flat, thanks. Can I also get a number 3 with extra mayo?" Peter replied.

"You got it, boss," The cook said. 

"How's your aunt?" Delmar asked.

"She's alright."

Mr Delmar looked at Peter and turned around to the chef. "Ella es una mujer Italiana muy atractiva." (She is a very attractive Italian woman)

"¿Cómo está tu hija?" Peter quickly shot back. (How's your daughter?)

Mr Delmar's face scrunched up. "15 dollars."

"But it's $10."

"Not for that comment. $10."

"Hey come on, I'm joking, I'm joking," Peter argued. "Here's $10." 

"You better not go near my daughter either. I heard that she's got a boyfriend but she won't tell me who. I don't even know who she hangs out with these days," Mr Delmar said.

"Hey, look, I don't even know who she is."

Peter walked over to the cat, Murphy, and pet him. He talked with Mr Delmar a little longer before he was handed his sandwiches. He collected them and the gummy worms before he left.

~

"Hey, MJ. I got our sandwiches," Peter smiled as she opened her front door.

"Hey, loser. Come on in," MJ greeted as she took her sandwich off Peter with a kiss and then pulled him to her room.

They sat on MJ's floor, leaning against her bed as they chatted about anything and everything while they ate. Textbooks and paper scattered around them.

"So how's Spider-Man doing?" MJ questioned her boyfriend while writing down some notes from the textbook.

Peter smiled and broke out into a long ramble about everything he, as Spider-Man, had done that week.

MJ had been trying to get Peter's attention for a while as his rant about Spider-Man had turned into talking about Tony Stark. Finally, she resorted to plan b: she grabbed Peter's face and kissed him, effectively shutting him up. 

The kiss turned to a makeout and MJ shifted herself onto Peter's lap and he threaded his fingers into her hair.

"Peter," She softly moaned and pushed him to the floor so he was laying down.

"MJ," He whispered back.

The makeout could have lasted either hours or days - the couple didn't know. They were too wrapped up in their own world to hear the knock at MJ's bedroom door. What did, however, bring them back to reality was the loud yell of 'Parker!?' from a familiar voice. It made Peter jump and shoot up, knocking his head into MJ's.

"Sorry, MJ," Peter apologised. 

MJ shook her head before looking up and rolling off Peter's lap.

"Hey, dad. You're home early," She shrugged at the man and Peter turned around.

"Mr Delmar?" Peter yelled in shock at the man whose jaw was still dropped.

"I thought I told you not to go near my daughter!"

"I swear I didn't know it was MJ! I swear!"

MJ just rolled her eyes and turned to her homework.

This one was kinda crappy but, oh well, it is what it is.

-J