Spiderson Oneshots

In Which Peter Parker Lives A Double Life

A/N: Before we start I just have to say that in this Peter is 26 and Wade is 28. I also know that some people don't like Spideypool but I do. Maybe in later chapters, I'll have Spideychelle or something like that.

This was bad. Their enemy was really strong and had ruined the Avengers Compound and Tower. They needed a place to stay while they devised a plan. The only problem is where the hell were they gonna stay? They couldn't stay at Clint's because that place had been found out and any other place was on the enemy's radar.

"Guys we need to find somewhere to go," Tony exclaimed. They were currently on a Helicarrier. "We just need somewhere where we can get off the grid for a few days."

Everyone just looked around in silence. Most of them either lived in the Avengers Tower or Compound. Then Peter stepped up.

"I know a place we can-" He was cut off by Tony. "No, no, Peter we can't go there. It's too risky."

"But it's the only place I know of that everyone but you don't," He replied. The others looked between the pair confused. What place could they possibly be talking about? Had they done a good enough job at hiding it that the other Avengers didn't know? Apparently so. Tony looked down and sighed.

"Are you sure that you want this?" He mumbled. 

"Yes!" Peter exclaimed. "Jeez, we need to go now. Somebody get a Quinjet ready."

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When they landed everyone was in aw. In what looked to be miles out of town was a field with thousands of flowers blossoming into hundreds of colours. Vines were growing up trees that surrounded a beautiful two-story cottage. It looked like it was ripped right out of a fairy tale.

The Avengers hoped out of the jet and Peter pulled off his Spider-Man mask and ran to the door. Everyone else followed behind. Peter opened up the door.

"Honey? I'm home!" He yelled with a smile.

"'Honey?' Peter, what do you mean? Where are we?" Natasha questioned. The rest nodded their heads.

"This is where I live. Come inside and make yourself comfortable," Peter responded happily. He went inside and Tony pushed past everyone else to get in as well. 

"What's next?" Thor joked. "Are little Midgardian children going to come down and greet us?" That got a laugh out of a few but they were cut off when they heard a herd of footsteps rushing towards them. Jinxed.

"Daddy!" Two children ran towards Peter. They couldn't of look much older than 4 and 5. Peter bent down and hugged them.

"Macey, Charles! I missed you both so much!" He said and kissed them on top of the head.

"Hey, guys!" Tony interrupted. "Where're pops hugs?"

The two children looked surprised before rushing over to Tony with a yell of 'poppy!'.

"Babe! I missed you!" A new voice joined. They all looked over to see Wade Wilson? Deadpool? Why was he here? And a young boy that looked to be about 1.

"Wade! I missed you too! And you too little Eliott!" Peter hugged them both and pecked Wade on the lips.

"I see you brought the rest of the Avengers this time." They turned around to see them all with their mouths hung open and arms dangling beside them. Their eyes were wide and obviously not expecting this. They were just staring at the family.

"Come on guys. You don't wanna catch flies do you?" Peter laughed.

"What?" They all yelled at once.

What do you guys think? I think it's alright, not my best but I've had this thought in my mind for a while. -J