Spiderson Oneshots

In Which I Use A Plot Generator

Hey guys! I'm going on holiday for the next few weeks and then I'm back at school. As I won't have time to update this book, I've decided to use a plot generator. I hope you enjoy! -J

Peter Parker was thinking about Wade Wilson again. Wade was a wild God with scrawny toes and ugly fingernails.

Peter walked over to the window and reflected on his cold surroundings. He had always hated filthy Alley with its relieved, rich rubbish. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel sad.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a wild figure of Wade Wilson.

Peter gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a creepy, clever, Cool-Aid drinker with sticky toes and moist fingernails.

His friends saw him as an adventurous, annoyed Angel. Once, he had even revived a dying, Tony Stark.

But not even a creepy person who had once revived a dying, Tony Stark, was prepared for what Wade had in store today.

The foggy teased like drinking giraffes, making Peter puzzled. Peter grabbed a cursed Mask that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Peter stepped outside and Wade came closer, he could see the weary glint in his eye.

Wade gazed with the affection of 6397 arrogant magnificent mice. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want affection."

Peter looked back, even more puzzled and still fingering the cursed Mask. "Wade, please have the sexy time with me," he replied.

They looked at each other with concerned feelings, like two kindly, kindhearted koalas singing at a very clumsy accident, which had jazz music playing in the background and two hungry uncles hopping to the beat.

Peter regarded Wade's scrawny toes and ugly fingernails. "I feel the same way!" revealed Peter with a delighted grin.

Wade looked lonely, his emotions blushing like a cool, curvy Chip packet.

Then Wade came inside for a nice drink of Cool-Aid.

THE END