Spiderson Oneshots

In Which Tony Stark Has Children

Tony sighed as he flopped onto his couch. He let his eyes drift shut and relaxed his body. He was planning on taking a nap before his kids got home. Haha, 'kids'. Three years ago, he never imagined that he'd have kids but then Peter walked into his life with all his Spider-Man business, Harley needed a place to stay while he went to a better school and Belle was just too cute of a cat to not adopt her. So, here he was with three kids all adopted by him. Belle meowed as she jumped onto Tony's stomach.

"Hey, Belle, wanna take a nap with me?" Tony whispered and Belle meowed again. Tony continued to run his fingers through her fur until he fell asleep.

Tony awakened not even ten minutes later to the elevator doors opening and shutting.

"How was your day?" He asked, not opening his eyes, expecting his two sons excited replies as they told him about what they did. What he did not expect was a gruff voice saying "Stark."

Tony's eyes flew open and he stood up fast, clutching onto Belle. The last thing he wanted to see as he woke up from a nap was the Avengers and yet, here they were.

"Talk about giving me a heart attack," Tony grumbled to himself and put down Belle. "Hi, what can I do for you?" He asks, going straight to business. 

"We wanted to fix things, maybe try to go back to how were before the accords," Steve smiled. "I mean, we are no longer war criminals now."

"Well you're welcome for that," Tony sassed.

"Please, Tony, hear us out. Let's try to sort things out," Steve pleaded

"Fine," Tony signalled for them to come to sit down. Belle meowed and nudged his leg. "Oh and this is one of my kids just so you know."

"I can't wait for later," Peter's eyes sparkled as he spoke. 

"Dad said that we can work in the lab with him today, didn't he?" Harley excitedly asked his brother. Peter enthusiastically nodded his head.

Peter and Harley were in the Stark Tower's private elevator going up to their penthouse. It was a tad quiet with only them, Belle, Tony and Pepper living there and Rhodey occasionally visiting. The elevator doors opened and they stepped out together, still talking and ignoring the room around them. The room was silent and the Avengers were all staring at them.

"So, Tony, who's this?" Natasha asked referring to the two teenagers who had now realised that they had company.

"Ahh, there they are," Tony smiled fondly towards them. "Guys, these are my other kids."

"Uh, excuse me, what?" Clint asked after a few moments.

"Yeah, when you said that the cat was your kid I just assumed that you had a few more pets," Steve was shocked, I mean, Tony with kids? He could never imagine it.

"Yep, they're my kids and I love 'em," Tony pulled Peter and Harley into side hugs and ruffled their hair.

"Dad!" They exclaimed in unison.

-J