south park oneshots ( discontinued )

Tied Up (Style)

Stan X Kyle (Style)
Saucy Comedy

A/N Inspired by Kiss Him Not Me, my OC is not included in this

Where did Kyle went?!

I need to find Kyle, in this goddamn forest; Kenny brought Me, Kyle, Wendy, Bebe, Cartman, Craig, Tweek and Butters here because he wants 'nature' and personal stuff he kept without telling us.

"Marsh, where are you going?" Craig asked, following me along with Tweek and Wendy

"I have to find Kyle, he'll get lost if we didn't seek for him" I let out a respond, walking through the trees and bushes.

"C-Craig! I wanna go- Ack! Home!" Yelled Tweek

"Same here, babe" Craig replied, "Thanks to-"

"Don't blame me for this bullshit!" I yelled, "This is Kenny's fault!"

"I was about to say McWhoredick, you hippie!" He yelled back

"Wait!" Wendy screamed, "What if Kyle is-" She was cut off by screaming and groaning; that was Kyle's voice! "It's this way!" She exclaimed, pointing forward, as we ran in full speed.

I pushed away the bush to reveal Kyle tangled with vines, both of his wrists were linked with vines, his waist has been wrapped and his two ankles were tied too.

Wendy is like she was about to die from cuteness, like an anime girl fangirling over BL, she fainted

To be honest, he looks pretty sexy; not gonna lie but it's like a horny slave trying to obey his perverted master

"H-... Help me?" He stopped, like a blushing mess, I smirked, as I approached to him and untangled the vines. God these vines are pretty hard.

I groaned and let him stood up, "Where have you been?!" I yelled, grabbing Kyle's shoulders, shaking him

"Stan, relax~" He teased, "I was just searching for food but I realized I accidently tripped and then this happened" He explained, embarressed from a moment.

"But you look pretty sexy tied up in vines" I blinked, smirking once aga-

"Hello, PDA here" Craig mocked, while he and Tweek were dragging Wendy's unconscious body, blood still flowing from her nose, as Tweek and Kyle giggled.

"Anyways, wanna continue this back to my place?" I teased, making him smirk

"Hm, sure Mr. Marsh" He teased back, as we both laughed