Rubber Duckie (Tyde??)

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(Slight (or one-sided??) Tyde and Some Clyde x Rubber Duckie)
Dialogue

A/N Oh lord plz forgive meh, dis is not de cast, its just acting:
Clyde-chan singing as Daveed Diggs (Jeffer-san), Token-san is Jemmy, Craigy-oniichan is Laffy Taffy, Stanny-kun is gay turtle boi, Kyley poo is hammyham, Tweeky-chan is HERCULES MULLIGAN and Fatass is bald eagle

Clyde: RUBBER DUCKIE, UR DE ONE! U MADE BATH TIME LUTS OF FUN!
Kyle: he's singing da rubber duckie song again...
Craig: True
Stan: Craig, calm ur bff
Clyde: RUBBER DUCKIE, I'M AWFULLY FOND OF UUUU!!! VOH-DO-DO-DE-O UH!
Clyde: RUBBIE DUCKIE, JOY OF JOYS!
Token: Wtf
Kyle: *Holding a bar of soap*
Stan: *sings along quietly*
Tweek: Stan fuck no dat aint gunna work
Clyde: WHEN I SQUEEZE, *SQuEezEs De duCkIE* U MAKE NOISE!
Clyde: RUBBER DUCKIE U MAH VERY BEST FWEND DATS TRUE!
Token: eXCuSe MeH?!?

Bonus #1
Cartman: It's 6:17 AM and he ain't coming out from taking a shit
Cartman: He's still singing dat stupid duckie song...

Bonus #2
Stan: Clyde? *takes a sneak peak*
Token: *hijacking de duckie song dat clyde sang, he looked towards de door*
Stan: *hides quickly*

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