south park oneshots ( discontinued )

My Hero (Stolovan)

Mosquito (Clyde) X Kevin (Stolovan)
Action/Angst

Originally written on 31/10/18

A/N Lucas also has a TFBW alter ego, his name is Diamond Falcon, this oneshot is where everyone (including Chaos) are from The Freedom Pals.

"So yeah, and that's why I'm pretending to date Diamond Falcon" Human Kite finished, talking about his plan to win Toolshed's heart.

"Hope ya brought condoms for Toolshed" I teased, while he blushed a total tsundere

"Shut the fuck up, Clyde!" He yelled, as I laughed, I look through the clock, and it shown 5:48 PM

"Sorry, I gotta get home; school tomorrow" I smiled, as I walked out. Speaking of that, I actually want to see Kevin; I wonder how was he.

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I was sitting in my bed, waiting for Mosquito to arrive, because I kinda want to talk to him about something. Something that was deep inside my heart.

I looked through my window, to see my hero climbing

"Hey dude" I greeted

"Hey, Kev" He greeted back, sitting on my bed

"U-Uh," I stuttered, "Can I say something?" I asked

"Sure, I don't mind" He answered, smirking

"I actually fell in love with this guy, and I'm afraid he's going to leave me behind" I confessed, his smirk was already formed into a concerned frown.

"Kevin, you don't need to hate yourself for being gay, It's pretty normal, you know what I'm saying" He encouraged me to remove my worries and doubts, but that didn't stop me, "So, who was it?" He asked.

Both my ears, cheeks and nose went to a tinted pink; as I say these words, "Clyde" He blushed.

"Y-Yeah, that guy.." He scratched his neck, in a sweaty way, "Anyways, I gotta go; I have to protect you from Mitch Connor" He climbed out, without a single goodbye.

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I can't believe this, Kevin is attracted to me?! But luckily he didn't see my true identity, like at all.

I soon received a call, it was Human Kite, I groaned alittle as I answered it

"Mosquito here, what's the problem?" I asked sarcastically

"Dude, Toolshed fucked me!" He exclaimed with full glee, "And it was so fucking hot, his dick was 7.6 inches larger than Mysterion's dick!"

"That's all you're gonna say, what's the most important thing about superheroes in video calls?" I complained.

"Well, meet me behind Tupperware's house, I gotta show you something" He said

"Toolshed's dick in your ass?" I guessed, as he blushed

"No, other than that!" He yelled, like a tsundere once again

"Okay, see ya there, Toolshed's Bottom Bitch" I rolled my eyes

"Hey, th-" I hunged up, as I went to my destination

When I arrived, I saw Human Kite, hiding, "Quick, Mosquito!" He whispered, as I rolled to went to his hiding spot.

"Wh-" He cut me off, putting his hand on my mouth as he pointed to two people, to be shown Mysterion and Professor Chaos.

"Look, Chaos! Why are you here?!" Mysterion asked