Food Fantasy One-Shots

Halloween #4 (Cassata, Pizza & Cheese x Reader)

As the mine cart rolled out of the dark mine and came to a stop, you sat in your seat trying to keep down the feelings of nausea.

Pizza was the first to get out though, practically bouncing with joy. Cassata helped you out of the cart and patted you on the back. "You're looking a little green there, (Y/n)." He said in a slightly teasing tone before getting elbowed in his side.

"S-shut up, don't talk to me for a bit." You covered your mouth and sat down on the ground for a bit.

You could hear the three of them bicker right next to you as you grabbed the side of the mine cart and slowly pulled yourself up.

"Well let's move on then. The Haunted House should be just up ahead. You doing alright, (Y/n)?" Cheese asked, walking over to your side to rub your back.

But before you could reassure her that you were well, a staff member, who had been waiting respectfully off to the side, came running towards you. "Oh, oh, oh! My dear passengers, you've emerged!~ Where would you like to go next?! Do you want to go and see the Amazing Act at our park's most famous Circus?"

Cassata stared at the staff member suspiciously, "Hey, are you a staff member of this park?"

"Indeed, indeed! My esteemed guest! If you need anything, I will assist you!"

"You're very persistent. You want us to see your Amazing Act that badly?... Circus Ringmaster, Park Director- Mr.Clown!" As he said this, he spun his weapon around in his hand, sweeping it in an arc in front of his body. His blade pointed at the stunned staff member.

The next thing you knew, you were pushed into the mine cart thanks to Cheese. "Hey!"

"For your safety, now shh!"

"Hey now. Don't give me that horrified expression. After all, in this story, you're the bad guy who gets defeated." The stunned worker's shocked expression faded away into a more demented one. His entire body began to distort, but the grin on his lips remained.

Lo and behold, Mr.Clown revealed himself. "Hee hee hee~!"

~

When Mr.Clown saw that they had no chance of capturing him, he smiled mockingly at the trio before kicking up a huge cloud of dust. Since you were in the mine cart, you weren't too affected by the dust. When the dust cloud settled down, you exited the cart and walked towards the others.

"Are you guys alright?" You asked as you waved the remaining dust away from your face.

"Yep, I'm good," Cassata said, pulling down his scarf which he used to protect himself from the dust.

Cheese coughed, "I'm alright. Where's Pizza?" Said food soul was nowhere in sight.

That was until you did a double-take at a pile of sand which had Pizza's flag and his head sticking out of it. "Over there." Cassata pointed out.

"A little help here guys," Pizza called out in a panicked voice as the three of you started to dig him out of the sand.

After you dug him out, Pizza let out a big relieved sigh. "You know, I'm less concerned about whether a little bit of sand could do you in, and more concerned about how you got yourself stuck in that pile of sand," Cassata said as he watched Pizza still laying down on the pile. "Stop messing around, get up now!"

Like a pouting child, Pizza got off. "Okay..." With the help of Cassata, he got off the ground. Once he was up, you started brushing the sand off of his shirt and arms. "Ow! You don't need to do it so hard!" Pizza whined as you ruffled his hair, getting the sand out.

"It's for your own good~," Pizza quickly backed away from you, holding his head with a pout still on his lips.

He noticed Cassata staring down the path that the clown had run down, "What do you see?"