Food Fantasy One-Shots

Halloween #4.5 (Cassata, Pizza & Cheese x Reader)

(I'M FINALLY NEARING THE END OF THE EVENT. OH HALLELUJAH. I'M READY TO SHED OFF THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT AND GET INTO THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT)

Rejoining with the others, the four of you made your way to the exit of the Haunted House.

"So, did you have a fun time (Y/n)~?" Cheese asked you teasingly, gently prodding your side.

You glared at her and rubbed your arm. "I guess I did... But Cassata made the experience less pleasant." You directed your glare at Cassata, who rubbed his head after enduring Pizza's flurry of attacks.

"I'm sorry alright?" He said in a playful tone. Both you and Pizza had to get revenge on him somehow.

Before you could scold him some more, a large toy caught all of your attention. Walking up to it, Cassata used his weapon to prod it gently.

"Hey... We're about to leave, why haven't you scared us?"

You backed up when you saw the giant toy twitch. It's round eyes briefly glanced at Cassata before becoming immobile again.

"I just saw your eyes move..."

Pizza placed a hand on Cassata's shoulder and shook his head, telling him not to push it. Clearing his throat, Pizza walked past the toy. "We're going to leave okay? We're reallllyyyy going to leave, okay? If you don't come out and scare us, you won't have another chance~!"

The toy started to twitch. It got even more violent the further away Pizza and Cassata's footsteps sounded. The next thing you knew, it tore off its toy costume and let out a roar.

"That's more like it!! Come on!"

~

The Ringmaster once again ran away. But as he left, he had dropped something on the floor before he ran. The four of you stared at it in curiosity.

"Hehe~,"

"Pizza, I know you want to laugh, but you have to hold it in." Cassata scolded him.

"...Knowing what we know, it would be cruel not to play along with his act." Cheese said as you squatted down and tentatively picked up a letter out of the four that the Ringmaster dropped.

Pizza couldn't contain the grin he had on his face as he picked up the other three letters and handed them out to Cheese and Cassata. The envelopes had intricate gold designs and inside it was a single card.

"Tonight at 19:30, the Circus' Amazing Act. We welcome you to come to watch and hope everyone attend in their finest attire." Cassata read out loud.

The four of you exchanged glances and simultaneously broke into smiles.

"Want to go watch?"

"Of course! That's what we came here for!" Pizza said excitedly.

~

Standing in front of the brightly lit circus tent, you re-read your invitation letter and looked a bit worried.

Finest attire? Hah, you were dressed up in your t-shirt and jeans. Not exactly what you call finest. To add more salt, you were covered head to toe in dust from previous battles.

Pizza noticed that too as he glanced over at the others. "What should we do?" He asked before he jumped hearing a voice speak up.

"What should you do? You need the help of a great Magician, my two gentlemen, and cute young ladies."

Turning around, you saw the Magician stepped out from the shadows.

"Wahh!! You scared me- Mr.Magician, what are you doing here?! Didn't you say you weren't coming?!"

Magician paused at his words before he regained himself, "My Magician's magic informed me that you were in need of my assistance. So, I came! My dear Mr.Pizza, what has you troubled? Is it something I can help you with?"

"The invitation says we need to wear our finest clothes, but we didn't bring any formal attire."

As Pizza explained the problem, you stared at the Magician suspiciously. Something just felt off about this guy.

"Ah, is that all? It's merely a trifle. You are the guests of honor at tonight's performance! The Ringmaster has prepared suitable clothing for you, as well as VIP seats." He said as he pulled out a surprisingly large red sheet of cloth from his sleeve and threw it over Pizza.

"Woah!!"

The three of you could only watch with worry as the Magician waved his hand over the cloth before he pulled it off.

There stood Pizza wearing a beautiful skirt set.

"Pft! Hahaha! Princess Pizza, that suits you more!" You burst out laughing.

"Wow! It suits you!" Cassata couldn't even hold back his laughs.

Cheese looked a bit smug as she giggled, "Wow!~ Pizza, from now on I'll share my skirts with you! I think it's just your style!"

Taking one look at his clothing, Pizza charged towards the Magician in rage. Before he could even touch him, the cloth covered him once again.

"Mr.Magician! This time, give him a bunny girl costume! That will be perfect!"

"Cheese!... I think a catgirl costume would suit Pizza even better."

You let out a sigh with a smile, "You two. Pizza's going to try and kill one of us once he's out."

Before you could hear any complaints from Pizza, it all went silent underneath the cloth. The Magician pulled the cloth off and revealed Pizza, dressed up in formal clothing.

You didn't have much of a reaction, but the same couldn't be said for Cassata and Cheese.

"Ah! This! Back in our old kingdom, Pizza-" Cheese covered her mouth before she finished her sentence, making you glance at her curiously.

Questions would have to wait though as you turned your attention back to Pizza, who appeared stiff and his smile, strained.

"This clothing...is nostalgic...Where did you get it?" The air around the whole group turned tense and awkward.

The Magician scratched the side of his face awkwardly. "This is the garb of the royal family from a collapsed country. Our Ringmaster bought it at an auction long ago, so we could use it as a costume in our act. Isn't it lovely? The Ringmaster said to give it to you."

You tilted your head to the side in confusion, did the three of them come from a far off country? Cheese noticed your look and squeezed your shoulder. "Don't look so confused, (Y/n). I'll explain it to you later."

"Well, I would love to perform more magic but...Ah, forget it. You three can go and change into whatever clothes you like. The show is about to start." He gestured to the small trailers by the side of the tent before taking his leave.

"Come on. We two can go and change in that trailer!" You didn't have time to protest before Cheese pushed you towards the trailer, hoping to lighten the atmosphere a bit.

(The ending will come as fast as possible~)