Googll It
Today I went online
Because I had some time
Searching for all these incredible facts
Like corporate secrets and cures for the clap
A wonderful day to be searching online
My phone is alive And I'm feeling so bright...
googll your aunt
googll your dog
googll the spider that crawls up the wall
googll the capital of Michigan
googll the brand of your toaster oven
googll a sneeze
googll a cough
googll a picture of Lipton's soup broth
googll the man who invented the broom
googll your name 'cause you might need that too
When you're not googling go right to sleep
Life has no meaning when you're not goo-gling
I'm sitting here at work
But I really don't want to work
I open my phone and I'm going online
I know that I'll have an incredible time
Searching for recipes of key lime pie...
googll a tree
googll a pet
googll it now if they don't have it yet
googll a bar in Kuala Lampur
googll the cops when they knock at the door
googll a crime
googll a gun
googll the secret to having more fun
googll the man who invented beef stew
googll a dick 'cause you might need that, too
When you're not googling toss out your phone
No point to living if you're not goo-gling
And now, it's time to go
My battery is running out
I'll charge up my phone and I'll leave it alone
Closing my eyes I'll sleep good through the night
'Cause when I wake up it'll all be alright...
googll an ant
googll a bee
googll some tricks for making iced tea
googll last year's GDP of Tibet
googll the sores that are stinging my neck
googll a ham
googll a jar
googll a truck that you saw at Mel Far
googll the fourth man to land on the moon
googll the girl who forgot about you
If you're not googling why live at all?
The whole point of life to is googll it all!
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