One Direction Preferences

Drunk.

Harry- "Babe, I left my fedora at the club!" Harry slurs, trying to turn back around but failing as you were holding onto his hand. "No Harry, you're wearing the damn fedora you idiot. Just keep walking, we'll be at the hotel soon." You say, trying to guide him faster to the hotel the boys were staying at. All of the boys plus you went to a club tonight to celebrate the success of the USA part of the tour, not intending on drinking much. But that all changed for Harry when Niall challenged him to a drink-off, he just had to agree. He didn't win, but instead you're stuck taking him home. You finally reach the hotel, and after dragging Harry into the elevator and into the hotel room, he lays on the bed you two are going to share with his eyes closed, but he's still awake. You get changed in your pajamas, and climb in next to him. "Why'd you have to drink so much?" You murmur, going to give him a kiss, but he stops you. "No, no kissing. I've got a girlfriend (Y/N) Who I love veryyyyy much, so don't try to get me in trouble missy." He slurs, turning his back to you. "You're such a dork." You laugh. "But you're my dork. I love you too Harry." You sigh, placing a kiss on his head since he won't let you give him a proper kiss. "I said no kisses! (Y/N)'s going to kill me!" He shouts, jumping out of the bed and running out of the room. You laugh, but follow after him to make sure he's safe. You find him passed out on the couch. You lean down beside the couch, shaking him awake. "(Y/N)! A girl took me home I'm so sorryyy She looked just like you and I told her not to kiss me, but she did! She kissed my hair!" He slurs, thinking he's sober. You plant a kiss to his lips, muttering to him that it's okay and dragging him off to the bedroom where you both fall asleep properly.

Liam- "Liiii!" You say from the couch your boyfriend brought you to. "What (Y/N), do you need anything?" He calls from your bedroom. You don't answer and just start giggling, for no reason at all. Liam didn't want you to end up drunk, but you went out with friends. It was out of his control. Your friends called him and said you were very drunk, so he drove to the club you were at and brought you home. "Okay (Y/N), I'm going to bring you in the room and get you changed, okay?" He says, picking you up and carrying you into your shared bedroom as you proceed to giggle. Once he starts to take of your dress, you start laughing hysterically. "What's wrong, why are you still laughing?" He stops. "Are we going to have sex? Because that would be very fun." You say, taking him off guard. "What? no (Y/N), we aren't going to have sex, you're drunk. I'm just going to get you changed then we can go to bed." He says, proceeding to change you into some pajamas. "You're not being fun, why can't we have sex? It's not going to make anyone upset." You mumble once you climb under the covers, cuddling with Liam and rubbing your hand up and down his chest. "Well I don't care if I'm being fun or not. We aren't going to have sex while you're drunk, okay? Maybe once you sober up." He says. "Why not now though!? I promise I'll be good." You say, lifting your head to look at Liam's eyes. You start to think he's letting loose and giving in when he kisses you passionetely, but then he pulls away. "Nope, it's not going to happen. Just go to bed, we'll talk in the morning. Goodnight, I love you." he says, spooning you. Then you finally fall asleep, and in the morning he tells you everything you said, which you don't believe. You would never say that, would you?

Louis- You and the boys went to a party to have a little break while the boys were on tour. Louis, had a little to much to drink. So, you were trying to find him, so you could get him back to the tour bus. "He's right here (Y/N)." Niall says, walking over to you pulling Louis behind him. "Oh thank you Niall! I couldn't find him anywhere!" You say, giving Niall an appreciative hug. "Hey, blondie! Get your hands off my girrrrlfriend!" Louis says, pulling you off of Niall. Niall's very confuzed, until he realizes he's the blondie, and once he does realize that, he walks away muttering how crazy Lou is. "Don't let that peasant touch you, he could neverrrrr entertain you like I could." Louis says as you pull his arm over your shoulder, dragging him out of the party and towards the buses parked across the street. "Oh look it! There's a magnificent flowerpot!" Louis yells once you two are outside of the party, pointing with his free hand at a shattered piece of pottery outside of the house, that contains some dead sunflowers. "Of course nobody could entertain me like you Louis." You laugh at your drunk boyfriend, who is calling literally everything in sight either 'magnificent' , 'beautiful', or 'stunning'. Once you get to the bus, you take off your heels and dress, changing into pajamas. You go to Louis bunk and find him almost asleep. You crawl in next to him and place a kiss on his cheek. "You were the most beautiful thing at that partyyy, I'm happy you didn't go home with that blondie, I bet he's no fun." Louis says. You kiss his forhead, and fall asleep.

Niall- "Niall! You are here, yayyyyyy!" You cheer to your boyfriend. "I've been here the whole time (Y/N). You just saw me five minutes ago." He laughs, wrapping his arms around your waist. "I don't believe you! You were just performing a concert in Neptune five minutes agoooo! I'm not stupid!" You slur your words. Niall knows you're drunk, and he loves when you are. You're always so funny when you have some alcohol in you, according to him. "So I was just touring Neptune? Nice. Why did I go there without you though?" He asks, dragging you out of the loud and overly crowded party, and towards a taxi. "Wellllll," You drag out. "I wasn't there because I was at the party of course!!! I couldn't be in two places at one Ni! I think your blonde hair dyes getting to your head babyy, you should know nobody can be in two places at once!" You giggle once inside the taxi. "Honey, you're drunk. I wasn't at Neptune, I'd never leave the planet without you." He laughs too. The taxi man rolls his eyes at his new passengers, obviously not liking the idea of driving a drunk. Niall gives the man your address, and the money before hand. "Nialllll, can we go to Neptune one day? It'll be funnn!!! You and your band can go perform for your alien fans, I'm sure they're getting mad at us Earth folks! If you guys don't go there soon they're going to attack us! Ahhhh Niall go to Neptune nowwww!" You scream. That's when the taxi driver closes the barrier window between him and his passengers. "Baby, calm down." Niall laughs. "There's no alien fans, they won't hurt you, they wouldn't dare." He calms you down before you pass out in his lap, waking up with and extreme hangover the next day.

Zayn- "Let's all go dance nakeddd!" Your boyfriend shouts. That's when you know he's had enough to drink. Zayn hates dancing, so you've just now decided to get him out of the very crowded bar. "No, let go (Y/N)! I want to go dance!" Zayn says once you try to lead him out of the bar. You raise your brow at him. "You want to dance? Okay then lets go dance." You shrug, wanting to see how he's going to dance. "Yayyy! Let's gooo!" He claps his hands like a dork guiding you deeper into the bar. He shakes his hips, while clapping his hands. That's what he's doing to dance. "Zayn, baby, we should go. You don't know if there's any cameras here and I know you don't like to dance at all, let alone in public-" You're cut off by him quickly kissing you. "Nooo, I'm dancing soo good! Let the public see my amazing moves!" He says as he thrusts his hips. After about twently minutes of letting your boyfriend embarass himself, you finally get him out of the bar. And like you thought, the next morning plastered on a magazine is Zayn's dancing adventure of last night.

A/N Sorry if Zayn's was short I was running out of ideas so yeah. But other than that, I hope you enjoy!!!!

Siam♥