One Direction Preferences

You're Actually A Potato.

Zayn: Oh my gosh I just love you so much (Y/N.)." He whispers into your skin. "Mmm you taste so good too, how could someone not love you?" He asks, giving you a love bite. "If only you weren't a potato." He sighs.

Niall: "Did you know I was going to name the band after you?" He asks you. "Hmm, no response? So you're giving me the silent treatment eh babe?" He chuckles after you don't respond for a few moments. "Well you'll see (Y/N) I'll have you screaming my name in no time." He smirks. "Niall what dafuq how many times do I have to tell you that's a potato not a real girl." Louis sighs.

Harry: "I love you." He mumbles into your skin. "Gosh you look so perfect in the morning, so natural, so beautiful..." He sighs. "I love you (Y/N), to infinity and beyond." Harry continues. "Harry y'know you're talking to a potato right?" Anne asks. "Well if we break up she won't write a song about me."

Liam: "Why'd I have to let her leave?" He cries. "I should've kept her, it's just not fair! She deserved to live. I'll never forget you (Y/N)." He sniffles, rubbing the tears from his eyes. "Liam come on dude it was a fucking potato we found in your fridge calm down." Harry tells him. "You don't understand Harry, it was the only potato meant for me." Liam says.

Louis: "I'm going to eat you out like there's no tomorrow." He growls into you. "Already so wet for me, huh (Y/N)?" He asks, licking you up and down. "Mmmm I love the way you taste on my lips, always ready to please m-" "What the fuck did I just walk into Louis?" Zayn shouts, noticing Louis naked in bed with a bowl of mashed potatoes.

A/N I hope you guys enjoy. Don't judge. Alright yeah. -Siam♥