One Direction Preferences

Bugs.

Liam- "Holy fuck Liam get this spider out of the house or I will move out." You say, trying to remain as calm and still as possible in bed with your boyfriend, watching a spider climb about the ceiling right above you. "Language, (Y/N)." He slightly scolds as he climbs out of the bed, disappearing into your hallway leaving you alone with the spider who has stopped right above you. "Language does not matter in the case of- HOLY SHIT LIAM IT IS FALLING GET THIS FUCKTARD AWAY." You screech as the spider begins falling from a string it has made, you literally jump out of the bed and run over to your closet, shutting yourself in there. "Babe, the spiders gone." You hear Liam say a few minutes later, and you open the door and literally jump into his arms leaving kisses all over his face. "My savior." You mumble to him.

Niall- "Ni, we have ants." You groan into the phone as you talk to your husband while he's away on tour. "What?" Is all he says. "Niall, ants invaded our house so I'm stuck in a stupid hotel room because I'm not living with a bunch of ants, I have to wait until the exterminators kill them all." You sigh. "I'm sorry, if I were home I'd kill them all one by one if that's what you wanted." He says. "No you wouldn't, you'd be the one to book the hotel room. You can't handle them anymore than I can." You laugh. "Hm, I'd try for you though." He counters. "I know you would, and I love you for that." "I love you too (Y/N). Wait, where's Barney? Don't they not allow dogs in hotels?" Niall asks about you German Shepherd puppy. "I sneaked him in, nobody noticed. "I married a rebel." You hear him mutter.

Harry- "Where is the stupid beetle?" Your groggy fiance groans, upset you woke him up for a beetle. "Over there." You say sheepishly as you point to the cupboard containing bowls that you were going to grab to make you and Harry breakfast, only to be stopped by a giant beetle hiding in the cabinet. You hide behind the doorway as Harry makes his way to the cupboard, letting him deal with the killing of the bug. "It's dead." He mumbles exiting the kitchen. "Thank you Harry." You smile to him, giving him a kiss on the cheek. "When we're married there's going to be much more bugs waiting for me to kill, aren't there?" He asks. "Only beetles, spiders, and moths, I can handle everything else." You respond. "So basically the only thing you can kill are ants?" He laughs. "Oh, and those. But everything else I can handle."

Louis- "Wake up, (Y/N)." Louis says. "What do you want?" You groan, turning over to see your husbamd holding a spider right in front of you. "Louis! What the fuck?" You scream, jumping out of the bed pulling the blankets with you. "Alex and Tommy found it in their room, had me catch it. I'm supposed to ask if we can keep him as a pet." He states, putting the spider in a water bottle and twisting the cap back on that has two holes so air can get in. "Are you kidding me? Get that thing out of the house or kill it- we are not having a fucking spider in the house." You say, taking another step away from the monster. "Mummy, that's two dollars in the swear jar." Tommy walks in smiling as he holds out his hand for money. "I'm allowed to swear if it's about one of your fathers stupid ideas, now go back to bed and Louis get that out of the house, I'm serious."

Zayn- "Zayn, come home." You whisper. "What's wrong? What is it?" Your boyfriend asks worriedly into the phone. "Shh! Keep it down, it just stopped moving and I know it's plotting my death right now, it's just sitting on the lamp shade looking for me. Just come home, please." You shush him as you keep your eyes locked on the fly that has landed on the lamp shade in your living room, you standing in the hallway watching it, waiting for something to happen. "What? Is it a fly or something?" Zayn asks, and right as you're about to answer the fly moves his front legs in that creepy fly plotting way. "Zayn please come and get rid of it! If you don't he's going to come kill your girlfriend." You sigh, running into the guest bedroom right behind you to prevent the fly from creeping you out anymore. The doors shut so he can't get in, that's your logic. "Babe, I'll be home in an hour, you can handle it." Zayn says and you sigh, hanging up. This is going to be a long hour.

A/N Double update ayeee, I'll try and update more today but my laptop which I got in November is dead, I left the charger at a friends who lives in another town, so who knows when I'm going to be on my own laptop again. Until then I am sharing my sisters laptop with her so yeah bear with me and  chet.

Siam <3