Drunk texts

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Louis-

Louis: I LEFFFFFFT A DOLLLLAARR AT HOMEEE.

You: Calm down Lou it was just a dollar.

Louis: NEVEEERRR IT WASS MY LUCHKY DOLALRLR.

You: Babe you're drunk it's okay you've got other dollars I'm sure.

Louis: Butttt Ive only gooott one dime!!! It's youuuuu!!!

You: You're so cheesy even when you're drunk, I love you.

Louis: I loveeee apples tooooo!

Z♥: hayyyy

You: r u drunk?

Z♥: no I'm zayn!

You: zayn please come home I'm worried

Z♥: #ok

You: you need to stop

Z♥: #I love you (y/n)

You: I love you too. Please go home

Z♥: ok whatever you say princess. :*


Liam-

Liam- I misss youyuyu so much beeeeb.

You- Aw I miss you too Li, but you just left an hour ago. You'll see me tomorrow when you get back from the party xx.

Liam: Wooaaahhhh crazy lady I won'tsqw see you I'm seeing my (Y/N) now leaveeee my mhpone alone byyyyyyeeeeee

Harry:

Harry♥: do what you want with that big fat butt

You: not again

Harry♥: wiggle wiggle wiggle

You: Harry where are you

Harry♥: #in ur heart

You: Harry I'm serious

Harry♥: at zens houuuuuse

You: ok see u in a bit

Harry♥: don't be mad bb I love you

You: I love you too

Niall-

Niall: Boooobbbbssss!!! Trick or Treattt?

You: Niall, you do realize you said boobs not boo, right?

Him: Immaaa be homeeeeee soone the short giyyyy with da bum is taking meee. I love booooooobss.

You: I'm hoping you mean my boobs you cheeky Irish guy ;)


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