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JisooYaaah has renamed the group chat "9 idiots and 2 lovebirds"

GodOfDestruction
good name although i know for a
fact i'm not an idiot

Turtle
we get it, your IQ is 148, now stfu

Jendeukie has renamed the group chat to "11 idiots"

MusclePig
@GucciGang
OOF

Jendeukie
i’m sorry, i'm not sure about my feelings
yet :(

Turtle
i can feel the awkwardness

Jendeukie
rlly not helping

. . .

Turtle
regarding the previous statement made
by our belove leader who claims to have
the IQ of 148 and is not an idiot,

lo, behold:

JamlessBoy
HAHAHA hyung youre so mean

GodOfDestruction
Why you gotta expose me like this-

Limario
wait i dont get what he did wrong

Turtle
and lo behold, another dumb fuck

JisooYaaah
i cant believe it
i thought she couldn't possibly get dumber

Jendeukie
we should never underestimate the
stupidity of our maknae unnie

Limario
yall are bitches
pls tell me what did he do wrong

Pasta
basically he ate the fortune cookie without
taking out the paper

Limario
OHHH

JisooYaaah
*facepalm

PinkPrincess
wait can we talk about how he missed the
eNTIRE basket for a solid 3 seconds

MusclePig
only our leader can pull off such a
feat hyung 😔

Turtle
and then, still claim he has an IQ of 148

GodOfDestruction
It was just one time

PinkPrincess
is this the cue to bring up his many other
fails

HappyHorsie
yES
one of the iconic ones is probably
ripping kook's shirt during fake love

GucciGang
oh yeah i remember that
but i dont think the fans considered it
a fail lolllll

HappyHorsie
ok yeah it was all over social media and
teenage fans and their hormones
went ↑↑over your so-called hotness

GodOfDestruction
See? it was a gift in disguise to our fans

PinkPrincess
riiiiiight

MusclePig
idk how to feel about that whole incident

JamlessBoy
oh shut up we all know you loved the
attention

MusclePig
you watch out jiMINI

JamlessBoy
that's not you treat your hyung
@PinkPrincess i thought you taught
him well

PinkPrincess
i did :) i'm so proud the way he retaliated

JamlessBoy
i sWEAR ALL OF YOU WERE BORN JUST
TO BULLY ME BECAUSE OF MY HEIGHT

GucciGang
yeah, maybe

JamlessBoy
it's okay
armies say i have the best abs and the
best booty
bEaT thAt @MusclePig

MusclePig
i'll leave that to rosé

Pasta
what does that mean?

MusclePig
well
you see

JisooYaaah
dont you dARE ruin her innocence kook

MusclePig
okok sorry noona

JamlessBoy
i still have the best abs though

MusclePig
i disagree

Turtle
i cant believe you both are actually fighting
over who has the best abs

GucciGang
tbh i'm not even surprised

Jendeukie
lmaooo

@Limario @Pasta
go support both your men, please make the
fight continue while i make some popcorn
for myself

Pasta
wait no i want popcorn

@Limario will obviously support jungkook
and i'd ditch jimin for food anyday so oops
chim you're on your own

JamlessBoy
as i said, yall are born just to bully me :(

Limario
wait who said i'm supporting kook

MusclePig
what matters is that you're supporting
me :)

Limario
nah, i've seen better abs

GucciGang
woAh you offended him real bad lisa

Limario
oops?

PinkPrincess
thank you for taking his fatass ego down by
a few notches

Turtle
if anyone's ego needs taking down its
yours though

JisooYaaah
preach

PinkPrincess

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