group chat ↞ blacktan

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GodOfDestruction
Wow, after seeing all of your Instagram
posts, I feel so lonely

PinkPrincess
thats because yOU REFUSE to introduce
your girlfriend to us so we CANT ask her to
hang out with us

you secret hiding ASSHOLE

GodOfDestruction
woah calm down
why are you so unnecessarily aggressive-

PinkPrincess
i will be whatever the fuck i want

and you better tell me who is your
girlfriend or else, i swear-

GodOfDestruction
Or else?

PinkPrincess
i will look through your phone and find
out

GodOfDestruction
You're too dumb to crack my password

PinkPrincess
i—
you mf you just wAIT

Turtle
guys

do you think he's just making all of this
up so that we can't make fun of his
single-ness

GodOfDestruction
Single-ness is not a word

GucciGang
he's not denying it 👀

GodOfDestruction
I DO have a girlfriend

JamlessBoy
yeahhh riiiiight

Turtle
its okay to admit you're single
it's okay
we will accept your inability to get girls
it's okay

GodOfDestruction
Why am I being so attacked for something
untrue-
I really am taken

Turtle
i call bullshit

GodOfDestruction
Its not a lie, I swear

PinkPrincess
then please do tell us about your so-called
girlfriend

GodOfDestruction
Y'all really be invading my privacy

PinkPrincess
wE'VE BEEN WITH EACH OTHER FOR
SEVEN YEARS DO YOU NOT TRUST US

GodOfDestruction
OKOK calm down hyung

PinkPrincess
i'll only calm down after you sPILL

GodOfDestruction
okayokay fine

About my girlfriend, well,
She's really pretty and the sweetest,
strongest girl I've ever met.
She never fails to cheer me up when
I'm stressed (that is, of you 6 brats)
and seeing her makes me smile. She's
someone who I can by myself with and
she gives me the best hugs. She makes me
feel like I'm on the top of the world even
during my lowest days and has made me
laugh until my stomach ached.

She is the one I would risk my life for
and the one I would want to be a part of
my life forever.

That's my girlfriend.

Jendeukie
shit i think my eyes are sweating

PinkPrincess
this is so wholesome joonie 🥺

Limario
@MusclePig learn from this

MusclePig
oh shut up

Turtle
damn, for once i dont know what
to say

HappyHorsie
this is so cute i'm about to cry

Pasta
me too, this is so sweet 🥺

JamlessBoy
i was all for crying over this sweetness
until i reread and realised he said he was
sick of us 'brats'

Jendeukie
who wouldn't be, honestly

MusclePig
noona why are you so mean-

GodOfDestruction
Truth had to be said

GucciGang
that's just his way of showing his love
for us, its okay
and dang, something seemed to have
gotten into my eyes when i was reading
that paragraph

JisooYaaah
ikr 😭 mine too

PinkPrincess
i'm not being sarcastic when i say she's
reaalllyy lucky
i need to meet the girl who got my boy
so whipped 😩

GodOfDestruction
Thanks for the support guys :)

PinkPrincess
anytime joonie :)
what's her name?

GodOfDestruction
Her name is y/n

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