group chat ↞ blacktan

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PinkPrincess
guys

wanna hear a joke?

MusclePig
oh shit
no

JisooYaaah
go ahead

PinkPrincess
what do you call a bear with no teeth?

Limario
what?

HappyHorsie
idk

PinkPrincess
A GUMMY BEAR HAHAHAH

Jendeukie
...

PinkPrincess
GEDDIT? GUMMY HAHAH

Turtle
why am i even in this group chat?

JisooYaaah
not funny

Limario
don't lie, you're laughing

JisooYaaah
AM NOT

Pasta
lisa is right, you're laughing

PinkPrincess
AYEEEE JISOO FINDS ME FUNNY

I HAVE ONE MORE

GodOfDestruction
oh no

PinkPrincess
when is your door not actually a door?

Jendeukie
OH JISOO HAS TOLD US THIS BEFORE

MusclePig
jisoo noona does such lame jokes too?

JisooYaaah
...

Limario
OH YEA SHE HAS
but i forgot the answer lol

JisooYaaah
aish it's "when the door is actually ajar"
kekekekke

Pasta
istg you and jin are MEANT for each other

PinkPrincess
SEE?
I AM FUNNY aRsEHOLES

GucciGang
LANGUAGE

PinkPrincess
WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME?

Turtle
how are you my elder

PinkPrincess
go to hell

Turtle
meet you there

PinkPrincess
whAtEvEr
i'm also very good at pick up lines

JisooYaaah
i'll be judge of that

PinkPrincess
are you doubting my abilities

JisooYaaah
yes because i obviously know mORE

PinkPrincess
is this a challenge

JisooYaaah
yes captain obvious

PinkPrincess
oK you're oN

JamlessBoy
are we going to be witnessing a battle
of who's lamer-

Pasta
yes but shhh, i'm interested

PinkPrincess
is your name google? because you're
everything i've been searching for

JisooYaaah
do you know what's on the menu?
me 'n' u

PinkPrincess
are you a campfire? cause you're hot
and i want s'more

JisooYaaah
are you trash? because i'd love to pick
you up

PinkPrincess
if you were a chicken you'd be impeccable

Jendeukie
they're just flirting and not challenging
each other at this point

JisooYaaah
you spend so much time in my mind, i
should charge you rent

Limario
where's the lie in that tho 👀

PinkPrincess
are you cake? because i want a piece of
that

JisooYaaah
my lips are like skittles. wanna taste the
rainbow?

GucciGang
wow look at them conveniently ignoring us

PinkPrincess
i'm glad i brought my library card because
i'm totally checking you out

JisooYaaah
you must be a high test score, because i
want to take you home and show you to
my parents

PinkPrincess
i'm following you home because my
parents always told me to follow my dreams

Pasta
wow, we love thirdwheeling

JisooYaaah
have you ever been arrested? because it
must be illegal to look that good

Limario
its rude to ignore your girls for jin, unnie

PinkPrincess
did the sun come out or did you just smile?

JisooYaaah
i wanna live in your socks so i can be
with you every step of your life

Turtle
actually no, one whiff and you'll be out
trust me

PinkPrincess
if women were boogers, i'd pick you first

JisooYaaah
my love for you is like diarrhoea, i just
can't hold it in

HappyHorsie
wow, they really are ignoring us

MusclePig
guys, you both aren't the only ones in this
group chat...

PinkPrincess
are you butt dialling? i swear that ass is
calling me

JisooYaaah
do you like sleeping? me, too. we should
do it together sometime

Jendeukie
uhm...
these are just getting weirder and dirtier

PinkPrincess
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

JisooYaaah
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

GodOfDestruction
Ok guys stop—

PinkPrincess
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

JisooYaaah
typing

GodOfDestruction kicked JisooYaaah & PinkPrincess out.

xxx

sorry if some of these made u cringe 🤡

most stolen from google and instagram
theyre not original !!