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Limario
GUYS

I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING

since humans feel butterflies
in their stomach, so do butterflies
feel humans in their stomachs?

MusclePig
wtf no
and y'all call me dumb

Limario
you fucktard

JisooYaaah
she drank too much coke, just ignore her

also this is unrelated but has
anyone seen Jennie?

Pasta
she left in the morning, i don't know
where to though

GodOfDestruction
Yoongi left in the morning too...

JamlessBoy
oh- @GucciGang

JisooYaaah
let's not jump into conclusions...

GucciGang
what

Limario
i mean there's only one conclusion?
that they're on a date??

PinkPrincess
think logically here, they might just be
friends

GucciGang
hanging out just as friends?

JamlessBoy
someone is jealous :')

GucciGang
...

MusclePig
wait so do you think they're dating?

GodOfDestruction
OK let us not make assumptions.

Pasta
then??

JisooYaaah
just wait for them to respond to these
texts
Sent at 11:38

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Jendeukie
guys....
me and yoongi have something to tell you
Sent at 4:12

Limario
YOU'RE PREGNANT?

Turtle
what the fuck

JamlessBoy
YOU'RE DATING?

Jendeukie
me and yoongi are a...

Turtle
a couple

JisooYaaah
WHAT

PinkPrincess
WAIT WHAT?
WHEN?
HOW?

Limario
*spits water out*
WHAT!!?

MusclePig
shit tae looks sad

JamlessBoy
he looks like he's about to cry :(

Pasta
WHATWHATWHAT?
I-

GucciGang
it's okay, i support :) whatever makes
you happy Jennie!

. . .

Jendeukie
OMO, THIS WAS A JOKE

Turtle
i didn't think it would affect him this bad

it's a joke

Pasta
i'm confused

GodOfDestruction
YOONGI, SERIOUSLY?