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GodOfDestruction has created the groupchat "11 idiots"

GodOfDestruction added PinkPrincess,
Turtle,
HappyHorsie,
JamlessBoy,
GucciGang,
MusclePig,
JisooYaaah,
Jendeukie,
Pasta
& Limario

JisooYaaah
ooo new group chat
fun
can i put this as our profile pic

JamlessBoy

eye-
i strongly object

HappyHorsie
omg this is a m a s t e r p i e c e

MusclePig
i knOW RIGHT

JamlessBoy
of course its you who drew it
of course, who else would it be

MusclePig
now, now chim, why would you say that?

JamlessBoy
i swear you were born just to poke fun at
my height

Limario
lol a well established fact
like just look at this:

GucciGang
honestly i think its valid to count it as a fear
for the rest of us too

Turtle
yeah, he almost caught up to me
horrifying

JamlessBoy
ITS ONLY A 0.4 CM DIFFERENCE
ROUNDED OFF ITS SAME HEIGHT AS YOU

Turtle
you're still shorter tho

HappyHorsie
aww so close, yet so far

JamlessBoy
my hair makes up for it

Turtle
doesnt change the fact youre shorter

JamlessBoy
k.

PinkPrincess
well potassium is a very reactive metal
unlike the response you just gave

GodOfDestruction
That was so unoriginal i cringed

Turtle
its okay all of jin's jokes are cringeworthy

PinkPrincess
asshole

Turtle
i know

Jenduekie
wait i want to clarify
is the think between tae's legs his ding-a-ling
or is it a third leg

JisooYaaah
only you, jennie
only you would think of it being that

Jendeukie
its a valid question

GucciGang
well it depends how you interpret it ;)

Jendeukie
well its a third leg then, definitely

Pasta
ok but jungkook, gotta say
this pic is so accurate in describing all
of you i really cant-

Limario
lol you make namjoon oppa look like a
giant

MusclePig
thats because he is. not just height but
in brains too

Turtle
kiss ass

MusclePig
shut up hyung

JisooYaaah
jin's is also really accurate tho

PinkPrincess
thank you jungkook, for (surprisingly) not
dissing me in your drawing

JisooYaaah
this is definitely going to be our groupchat
profile picture

MusclePig
as the artist, i give my consent

JamlessBoy
i don't

JisooYaaah
as long as the artist gives his consent, no
other opinion matters

JamlessBoy
yall just out here to bully me

HappyHorsie
maybe

xxx

hi!!

i know chap 1 isnt that awesome but i swear it chap 2 will make up for it!!
it gets better so pls give this book a chance :")

any constructive criticism is always appreciated!