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Le Introduction (Infiniteium)

Don't mind the 'le' in the title, it's a kind of subconscious habit I'm still trying to break.

Um, so before I begin to properly introduce myself, if possible could you just like imagine a mini me, probably on the lower right hand corner of the screen. It'll make this easier for both of us. Don't worry about what I look like, I don't really care as long as it's with brownish-reddish hair, we're all good.

So random stuff about me. Um.. my name isn't Abbe, I just go by the name because my real name is really boring. I see names in shapes and colours in my mind. My name for example is a beige square.

I'm losing my eyesight even though I'm still really young, I'm basically blind without my glasses and with them on I can't read for some weird reason.

I think I may have arthritis, but I play on every team my school has. Basketball, Soccer, Badminton, Chess, Field Hockey, and Track.

I cannot function without details, in a very literal sense. I can't do anything without knowing every little detail about it, then thinking up every possible ending to it.

I have this weird phobia that when I'm meant to die I won't know how so I'll just end up living forever or until I figure it out.

I'm planning on living for about three hundred years. This is in direct relation with what I said before.

Don't get me wrong, I love animals. I just really prefer plant pets, like that one cartoon. Scaredy Squirrel I think. I love my pet carrot top more than any other living thing.

I don't want to go to college, I just wanna learn a little bit of everything, I don't want to settle down with one thing. I want to spend my three hundred years learning.

With all of my competition graduating, I have to fill the top spot in each of the stuff I said about six paragraphs up. The problem is I don't fully understand how I'm meant to do that so I'm just faking it till I make it.

I know I'm not funny in the slightest and I've developed a six sense for detecting bullshit (sorrynotsorry).

I say goodnight to end any conversation no matter what time of day, and call everyone stupid child.

So goodnight stupid children.

(Retreats into closet I call my writing room)