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I drool in School

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Ah. Well hi! It's Cam! Sorry I missed ya'll last week. It was a hectic week!

So this week's topic is school and can we all just take a moment to say "Ew."

Ugh. I'm glad I got that out of my system, aren't you?!

Well anyways, school has been difficult. It is always made fun by friends (and funny teachers).

At school, I really need to keep my mouth shut. So many people think I'm mean (because I kind of am,) because of the stupid things I mean to keep in my head but some how let slip out like a bar of slippery soap.

EXAMPLE ONE.

One day I was in Honors Biology at the end of the day and we just had finished taking extensive notes on ecology. I was chatting with my friend Aidan, who happens to be a girl with a awesome guy name, and near us was this guy (let's call him Chuck) that my friend kept obsessing about. I kept thinking to myself "He's really not cute. It's just weird to think of him that way like ew no". And when I looked up, Chuck was grasping his chest in fake hurt and Aidan was looking at me as if I had just announced that I murder and eat kittens. So I Said, "Oh my god! I am so sorry, it's not that you're ugly it's just.....ew no."

Let's just say Chuck doesn't think I'm nice anymore.

EXAMPLE TWO.

This is example is fairly similar to example one, but I'm going to list it anyway. Yesterday I was in Spanish and we had a sub so my classmates and I were just messing around and not really doing the packet work we were told to do (it was really confusing- and hard!). My classmate was talking about how she couldn't understand why girls thought this guy (let's call him George,) was hot. Immediately I agreed with her, my mind forgetting that George was nearby. She then insisted that he was cute, just not hot. This was how I reacted:

"Sorry George, it's just that you're not hot. You're cute, but not hot." She told George kindly.

I scoffed loudly, muttering, "He's not even that," but apparently not quiet enough because everyone in our squares of 4 began laughing and saying "that was mean!"

I was quick to apologize but still, that was really rude of me.

EXAMPLE THREE.

This example is kind of an example of my stupidity but, it's still a good example for me needing to learn what having a filter means. So a week or so ago we were talking about The Odyssey and how this one suitor died. In the epic, they cut off his ears, nose, arms, legs, and then the family jewels (if ya know what I mean,). This one girl listed all the body parts they cut off and how they twisted his arms and legs and tied to the board so he could watch his friend die. She listed all BUT one. So little miss Cam just HAD to finish the list for her.

So after she was done talking, I reached my hand up in the air. The teacher nodded at me and I loudly asked, "Didn't they cut off his wiener too?"

Being the immature teenagers they are, my classmates burst into laughter, disregarding the teacher who was telling me that they did indeed cut off his 'wiener'.

That's all we have for today for Cam's an idiot! See you next time folks!