Hello!! *mouthing a "sorry I missed two weeks! But eff those themes, I have something better for this saturday that I love so much but that I unfortunately can't 100% enjoy cause I have a doctor appointment in 2 hours"* *gasps for air*
*cough* Yeah, don't worry, I got better after that... little scenario up there..
Anyway, I've been meaning to do this for a while now, and It's just now that I'm doing it cause I finally got the guts to.. no that's not the real reason why I didn't do it right away. Well, for first "this" was an idea I got 1 minute ago, and I'm feeling bad for missing two weeks because of the shitty buttload of homework I have each freaking day.
Aaaanyway, let's get to the point!
Today, it's a changing day. Your life will take a turn to somewhere-land -I still don't know where exactly-cause you are about to be recommended *cough*forced*cough* to read scary stories.
Now now now, before you flip shit, these are NOT your usual Boogy-man stories, these really occurred. "Where?" You ask. Well, they did in my imagination and were enlightened by other people's *cough*psychopaths who love getting scared*cough* wildness.
+ Let's get started with how I got into these:
They were recommended. God bless who did-let's call that person Derp- ( I know, so damn unique ) for doing so cause I love the thrill and all that jazz. I bet you'll never read this, but if you do know that I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU DERP, PLEASE MARRY ME AND LET'S HAVE A SHITLOAD OF ANNOYING LITTLE KIDS WHO WILL RUIN OUR FUN AN- *gets dragged away by body guards*
*finally released* Man, these so called "body-guards" are soooooo darn mean! I just wanted to talk to Derp :/ *cries a river* *shits a poop cupcake* *pees lemonade*. Feeew, I feel light now!
+Why I still love them:
Sweetheart, do you know what we're talking about here? Scary stories. And do you know that they make you feel alive, real, have emotions, and anything but numb? No, cause if you knew, you wouldn't be here reading this bullshit. You'll be on reddit/r/shortscarystories ( where I go ) or any other subbreddit!
+But don't I get scared?
Yeah, I do at times, but I like smart stories. What I mean by smart will be clear to you when you find yourself reading one with a creepy smile on your face. Yupe, no shame, I sometimes smile at the screen like some weirdo stalker or smth-psst, I might be... Oh yeah, I have a trick that kinda removes all my paranoia when I'm alone at home at 21 ( 9 pm ) reading some scary shit and hearing noises.. I simply believe that it is not real and I'm all safe where I am. No, for real! It works!! .. 2% of the time.. I die in the other 98%... yeah be ware, I'm a ghost..
GOD, I'm lacking of humor!! 9gag doesn't work how it is supposed to do!! My sense of humor is still as shitty as it was-if not even more!!
+"I don't believe you, you're not addicted!"
Babe, I devoted a 10€ awesome Maltazard black smooth notebook to my favorite scary stories -project still under construction- SO RESPECT!!
So yeah, of course my appointment won't be at 10 am as it was supposed to be: nothing weird here, accustomed to my people's thinking *cough*shitty*cough*
DAMN, I swear a lot!!! :3
Anyway, sorry again for missing two weeks, and as much as this update doesn't make sense, I hope you will enjoy it cause I know I kinda did, a little bit.. a tiny little bit.. a scintilla of enjoyment.. no? Okay...
But yeah, that's all I have for this randomness right now. I might rewrite something else about another theme or smth cause I'll be sitting here on this same chair for more that 1 hour, I guarantee!!
Go read creepypastas!! I'd love to post one on here but I don't think I'll have the right to do so cause I'm not the author.. *sad face* No wait, there's no reason for me to be sad, you should be. You're the one who will miss on the awesomeness!! But I can send you a link in private if you want.. just let me know..
*UPDATE: My doctor appointment was at 11. See? Told ya! *puffs chest in pride*
**DOUBLE UPDATE: I forgot to write my name ^-^
~MIB
***TRIPLE UPDATE: so I wrote it and everything and forgot to publish it ;-;
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