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Red Ink.

I like writing in red ink.  But I like more to write about blood, hence the name WrittenInBlood.  The eighty-eight comes in because eight is my favorite number, for no other reason except that I decided I didn't like the number three anymore and replaced it with the number eight, of course.

But enough about the reason for my username.  I feel like that I know you, whomever you are, so it just makes sense for me to show you who I am.  I will describe myself in bulletpoints.

-I am 16 years old.

-I've never left the United States.

-My last name starts with an "H" - capital, of course.

-I was born in Connecticut, but moved before I turned one.

-I use to have a dog then he died mysteriously.

-I'm the fifth child of eight (yes, I know eight).

-I write poetry, but I don't consider myself a poet.

-I'm more of a rapper if I'm going to be honest, that's what I first started writing.

-I was writing before I started reading, but once I found the right book (The Last Shot by John Feinstein) I couldn't stop and became as obsessed with reading as my older sister.

-I've never been kissed on the lips by anyone except my mom - and I'm pretty sure that doesn't count - but I'm okay with it, because kissing is overrated.

-I know what it feels like to be homeless.

-I know what it feels like to brush my teeth by the water of a bottle because the water that's suppose to come from the faucet's been turned off.

-I know what it means to struggle, and I also know that there's nothing wrong with it and that the best way to survival is to get through it one day at a time.

-I like laughing more than I like crying.

-In fact, I don't cry very often.

-I don't know how to hula-hoop, but my six year old sister knows how.  Go figure.

-I'm a girl.

-I've been mistaken of the opposite gender on many occasions and as it became more obvious that I'm not one, it became funnier at how stupid people are.  (Not that I think you are stupid *wink*).

-I've been homeschooled most of my life, and only went to one year of public school so far.

-I'm a Capricorn.

-I exude confidence like normal people do air.

-I believe that everyone is equal and that no one persons' issues are more severe than another's.

-I can do over thirty push-ups.  Not girl push-ups.

-Last time I checked I was 5"1, I think.

-The scale was proven faulty mind you, but the last time I weighed myself I came up to be 128.

-I'M NOT FAT!

-And I also have nothing against those who are.  As long as they don't turn out to be total A-holes, that is.

-I now have a dog that's named Jak.

-He's friendly, but excitable.

-I'm not a lesbian.

-Or straight.

-I guess you could say that I'm asexual, but labels are for people who care about what other's think.

-I once said I wanted to grow up to be a monster.

-I really believed it was possible at the time, and was really disappointed when I learnt it wasn't.

-I see myself as cashier when I grow, or having some other mediocre job that's just good enough to pay the bills.

-I also see myself as a published writer, or at the very least a person who writes novel after novel in my free time.

-I love sleeping, and when I'm upset you could probably find me doing that.

-Or writing poetry.

-I can't twerk, but I like talking about twerking.

-People in general annoy me, but individually they're okay.  (See, like now.)

-I have asthma.

-I'm allergic to peanuts and soy (like the bean, not the sauce).

-I once jumped over 17 bricks while on roller skates.

-I also can go on and on about myself, but I think we are even now.

I hope that learning all this miscellaneous information about me was satisfactory, and that you'll come back to read more next time you bless me with your reads.