Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang (Teacher-Student Romance Robert Downey Jr.)

Dirty Little Secret.

"They're totally gonna notice! I'm. Such. An. Idiot!"

I roll my eyes and straighten my dress, combing my hair with my fingers, while checking my make up in the mirror.

"Relax you loser. Since when did you become such a pussy?"

He looks at me, gasping. "Excuse me. I'm sorry that I don't want your father to punch me in the face. And trust me, he will if he finds out."

"Because your face is way too pretty?" I grin at him.

He doesn't smile back and shifts in his seat. "I don't want your parents to think of me as some douche, who just screws every girl that comes along."

"Well....you kind of are a douche."

Downey pinches my side and I squeak.

"Watch your tone, young lady."

"He won't find out." I say.

"You won't even tell your family about me? I feel so used!" He giggles and ruffles his hair.

"I'm so sorry, you're just my dirty little secret."

....

"I am seriously turned on by that..." He says, giving me a once over. "And there is nothing I would love to do more than drag you in the backseat again, but your parents are probably wondering, where we are!"

Then he reaches for my hand and presses his lips on it.

And for a moment, there are no parents waiting, no one wondering where I am, just time stopping and his lips touching my skin.

We walk up to the front door and I recognise Downey slowly tensing, feeling his nervousness.

As I carefully open the door, my sister comes out of the living room.

"Where have you guys been?"

I look away and suddenly I realise that I forgot to make up an excuse. But Downey flashes his greatest smile and opens up his jacket, hanging it on the clothing rack. "We talked about college application, quite boring stuff." He steps forward and puts one arm on her back. "So Hannah, tell me about your job."

She casually throws her hair back and grins. "Curious, isn't he?" She says, turning back to me.

I nod and make an awkward gesture with my hand.

When they disappear into the living room, I exhale. Suddenly aware that I held my breath for the whole time.

He's good at it....good at making up excuses for being late or more likely, having sex in the backseat of his car. And for a second I wonder, if this really is the same to him as it is to me....and I suddenly am aware of how much I actually like Downey. Seeing my sister with him, gives me a horrible feeling deep down in my chest. A feeling that I don't want there....it just shouldn't be there...not now...not with..him!

We all sit in our big living room, my dad and mom on the small couch, my sister and Downey share the big sofa, which we know so well......and I sit on the other side of the room in a chair. The whole evening, Hannah can't keep his eyes off of Downey. She laughs at every single joke he makes, even the ones who aren't funny and doesn't leave out one opportunity, where she can touch his arm.

"Well, Mr. Hart, Sir, thank you very much for the lovely evening, I had a very good time. But I think I'd better get going, still have to be a professor tomorrow." Downey winks at Hannah and slowly gets up.

We all rise with him and my dad pats him on the back. "You're always welcome, Robert."

They smile at each other, everyone says goodbye and Hannah and I lead Downey back to the front door.