Naruto One-Shot (Yaoi)

Do it like this

By: do-the-unthinkable
Pairings: ItaSasuNaru
Summary: Rookie Nine are in LA for a misson; Itachi's a slut, Naruto's horny, and Sasuke can't say no.

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When it came to speaking, Sasuke was often a man of few words. It wasn't because he had nothing to say, because Sasuke was smart and thus had helpful input no matter what the topic of conversation. But it was also because he was intelligent that he liked to organize and order his thoughts before he said them out loud and unfortunately, once he'd managed to do this, the right time for saying them had usually passed. On the other hand, if he didn't have ample time to plan, he'd trip over his words as though they were giant logs. It really was a lose-lose situation.

Naruto was the opposite. If he had something to say, he'd say it immediately, whether someone else was already speaking or not. Often he hadn't given it the least bit of thought, and getting his point across took twice as long and twice as many words as it should have.

Sasuke liked to write. He could take as long as he wanted to say whatever he wanted, and by the time he was done, whatever he'd written was still as relevant as it had been when he'd started. Unlike in his Daily Reports, his Web Journal entries were never filled with awkward silences, or long bouts of giggling to cover up the awkward silences, or long strings of bumbled words.

Naruto liked to write too - mails, Web Journals, whatever. Actually, to be more precise, Naruto liked to communicate. And while talking was his preferred method, he also deemed writing acceptable. He liked exchanging mails with Sasuke in particular, because more often than not he'd receive concise, amusing replies that made him smile or laugh or wish that Sasuke was right there next to him.

Being with Naruto was easy for Sasuke; he didn't have to do much talking, and Naruto wasn't bothered by his silences. And when he did talk, Sasuke found he was at ease enough to say whatever he wanted outright, because it was easy to be comfortable around Naruto. That's why Sasuke liked him. However, at times there were exceptions to this rule.

L.A was busy and crowded, but as a group who spent the majority of their time based in Tokyo (Kiba being the exception), coming to a different city packed with people was never a shock for the Rookie Nine members.

Sasuke stayed near Naruto, as he usually did when the group was out together, but was quickly reminded of why that wasn't such a good idea when they'd just arrived in a foreign country. Sasuke was sure that from the moment the plane had begun its descent, his best friend hadn't shut his mouth, perhaps hadn't even stopped to breath, once.

It wasn't that his tendency to babble a mile-a-minute was what bothered Sasuke, because that was completely normal. The problem was that Naruto was starting to give him the sneaking suspicion that someone had replaced his complimentary in-flight candy with stupid pills ("Oh my god, Sasuke! Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke, look! Everything's in English!"), and it was starting to wear on his nerves already. Usually he'd have been able to deal with it, but the food in the plane had been awful and made them all want to vomit, the turbulence soon after had not helped, and to top it all off, he was exhausted. Thus, Sasuke's spirits weren't at their highest.

They had finally boarded a bus and were headed for their hotel, but Sasuke was starting to crack. He scanned the rest of the group members to see if any of them would provide refuge from the rather one sided conversation he was stuck in, but his chances seemed dire.

It didn't take a genius to figure out that Kiba was staring out the window, hoping to see foreign women with big boobs. Gaara didn't look like he was up for talking at all; in fact he looked kind of sick, probably a mix from the bumpy landing and the atrocious in-flight meals. Itachi and Kakashi seemed to be engrossed in whatever they were talking about, and Sasuke almost couldn't bring himself to interrupt them. That was, until the bus pulled to a stop in front of a red light, and Naruto let out something that was almost identical to a shriek. No one else paid attention to him, of course; loud noises coming from Naruto weren't particularly uncommon.