Naruto One-Shot (Yaoi)

Oblivious

By NoNowriter

Team Kakashi consisted of six people. Three of them were very observant. One of them was still learning and one was just not interested.

The one the other five were currently staring at was rather oblivious to majority of things.

In a way, team Kakashi consisted of over two thousand people. For the oblivious one could multiply himself to many oblivious ones. Though, the three observant ones and the one who simply didn't care, had noticed that, perhaps, the not-original oblivious ones weren't as oblivious as they should have been.

The multiplied oblivious ones were also called shadow clones. The definition for a shadow clone was that it is an exact replica of its creator. It carries the abilities, skills and part of their persona. The only difference would be the submissiveness they hold, since a shadow clone was made to be used by its creator.

But as the observers observed, it seemed like there was a major difference between the oblivious one and the supposed-to-be oblivious ones.

That is, if the suggestive way the clone was giving a backrub to the original one by sitting on the oblivious ones rump, rubbing his crotch against his creators bum in same movements as he palmed the oblivious ones shoulders, was any proof for their suspicions.

But one must have more evidence than that before making any further accusing. It was perhaps the way that the clones failed to pay attention to the opponent, too busy, erm, giving light touches and glances at the original one that had first made them a bit suspicious.

It continued on, turning worse even, when the clones started pampering the original one by offering backrubs and such services. Also, they hissed if you were to approach the oblivious one while he was moaning under their touch, too oblivious to see just how suggestive it all looked to an outsider.

Team Kakashi had their own theories as to why their teammate's favourite technique had started to act strangely.

Very observant number one reported his view of the situation.

"It's idiocy," Sasuke said and turned to look away.

Very observant number two looked at Sasuke with amusement in her eyes, but decided not to comment on the way Sasuke usually stared at the 'idiocy' a moment too long.

"Maybe Kyuubi makes Naruto's original body somehow different than his clones?" Sakura tried. It was so easy to always blame the fox.

Very observant number three shut his perverted book he had read after having convinced his students that an explanation to every form of perversity could be found from it.

"That could be it," Kakashi said, watching as the clone stripped Naruto out of his jacket. "I mean, Naruto was the student of Jiraiya yet he turned out to be so innocent."

The one who wasn't as interested as the rest of them thought that maybe they should stop the clone from taking off Naruto's T-shirt as well but did nothing to make his thoughts reality.

"Are you saying that Kyuubi messes with the synapses in Naruto's brain to keep him non-perverted?" Yamato-sensei asked lazily, playing along. Sakura frowned thoughtfully.

"So, since the clones don't have a demon messing with their brain they can freely use the perversity Naruto's subconscious holds after all those years with Jiraiya?"

The one still learning didn't really have anything to say. Except that Naruto might be trying to make up for the size of his penis by increasing the amount of his penises. That, Sai could understand.