Naruto One-Shot (Yaoi)

Naruto's list of awesome stuff to do

By Levi Ackerman

Uzumaki Naruto's List of Awesome Stuff to Do

STAY AWAY OR I'LL RASENGAN YOU, BELIEVE IT!

Teme, that means you!

By stay away I meant stay away from this book, not stay away from the village. Because assuming that you're back to the village – thanks to my awesomness, dattebayo – I don't really want you to go…

Seriously. I can use Sage Mode now.

Dark eyes narrow slightly, a slight smirk tugging at pale lips.

Hands flip the book open, flicking carelessly through the pages.

Suddenly, they freeze.

Eyes widen.

Book falls to the ground with a loud thud.

"TEMEEEEEE!" Naruto screeched, "I – you – what – CAN'T YOU READ?"

The blonde shinobi was more hyper than usual, his face resembling a particular vegetable (or rather, fruit) that a particular best friend of his was particularly fond of.

"Well – obviously," Sasuke muttered, smirking, "How else would I know that you-"

"Shut up! Shut up!" Naruto shook his head furiously, lunging at the journal.

Sasuke's smirk grew wider as he leapt to the side nimbly, holding it out of Naruto's reach.

"SHUT UP, DATTEBAYO! I MEANT WHAT WAS ON THE COVER! IT SAID 'STAY AWAY!'"

"It also said 'assuming you're back from the village' which meant you started writing this," Sasuke thought for a moment, "At least three years ago…"

"I – you – just – just give it back!" Naruto mumbled, still flushing, unable to meet the eyes of his best friend.

"Three years," Sasuke repeated, though his voice was quieter, "You've been making this – this list for three years. I knew you were obsessed with me, but that's – that's just –"

"Don't!" Naruto pleaded, "Just – don't say anything – give it back to me – and we can pretend this never happened. Please don't be a bastard about this!"

He covered his bright red face with his hands and cursed under his breath.

Sasuke smirked again at this – a positively evil (yet undeniable sexy) smirk, and walked towards Naruto, wrenching the blonde's hands away from his face.

"Wha-" Naruto began, blue eyes widening, but he was cut off, as Sasuke slammed him to a nearby tree, pressing his own hard body flush against Naruto's.

"Wha-what are y-you doing?" Naruto practically squeaked, nearly combusting at the proximity.

Sasuke locked his dark gaze with Naruto, onyx eyes smoldering.

"Fantasy number three," he murmured huskily, his tone teasing, "Smug, aggressive, violent Sasuke 'accosts' Naruto at the Team Seven Training Ground."

Naruto's head reeled, and his knees went week, and it was a good thing that he didn't pull a Hinata, because the very next moment, Sasuke leaned in and slid his lips over Naruto's.

Their second legitimate kiss.

Their first intentional one.

"So…" Naruto grinned a few days later, staring up at Sasuke, his blue eyes sparkling, "How about we – um – try another one of those – you know?"