Naruto One-Shot (Yaoi)

Rape festival

By KrimsonGenimi (OOC Lee and OOC Naruto)

Disclaimer- Naruto is property of Shonen Jump and it's affiliates. No matter how much I want to claim them, they are not mine.

"Make safe decisions this weekend. I don't want to wake up to a news article that says one or more of you has been hospitalized or killed understand. Now go out and have fun." Tsunade smiled at the clan of boys and girls dressed as rabbits. "Oh and one more thing, ninjutsu is forbidden during this festival, thus the collars on your necks now go ahead and head out."

A group of five boys stood close together glares sent at one of their members. One was a teacher.

"Jeez Lee how could you ignore the rest of us and choose 10." Naruto growled. The others glared in agreement.

"10 is a positive number, I thought we'd have luck with it." Lee replied softly.

"We had luck aright." Neji said. "We're red rabbits. Now we have avoid the what wolves was it?"

"Blue wolves." Shikamaru said with an exasperated sigh.

"Without our ninjutsu to boot." Konkuro said putting his puppet on the fifth hokage's closet for safe keeping.

Naruto moaned. "You see if we had gone with an odd number we wouldn't be in this mess."

"Look on the bright side boys." Iruka said. Four sets of glares were thrown his way. "At least they can't use ninjutsu either."

"That heightens our chance of making it through the weekend to 15. Whoopy-fucking-doo. The other 85 says were screwed six ways to Sunday." Neji hissed as he plucked at the costume.

"Thanks a lot Lee. Your brilliant idea has jeopardized us all." Shika said.

"Hey guy's don't be like that." Iruka chided.

"All right I now have your list of predators names. They are also getting their preys names." Tsunade smiled at Lee's group evilly as she handed Iruka the paper.

Iruka took one glance and rounded on Lee. "YOU SHOULD HAVE SPOKE WITH US BEFORE MAKING YOUR DECISION!! NOW WE ARE ALL DOOMED!!"

Neji grabbed the paper. "Team Red Rabbit lead by Iruka, your predators are the Blue Wolves lead by... KAKASHI!!" The others gathered around. "His pack consists of Sasuke," Lee groaned. "Choji," Shikamaru sighed. "Gaara," Naruto cursed. "Shino," Konkuro paled. "And Kiba. WTF!? THIS IS A CONSPIRACY, THIS IS UNFAIR!!"

"Tell me about." Konkuro said a he began checking his suit. "I thought Uchiha was bad enough but bug and dog boy. We're so screwed."

Anko laughed as she assembled her clan of white rabbits. "Good, luck boys."

Ino and Sakura groaned. "They already got lucky." They moaned.

"I'll trade you." Lee, Naruto, and Kankuro said.

"No can do boys." Anko said ushering her group through the door. "If you know who they are then..." Anko gave an apologetic shrug then chuckled.

The prey gathered on the balcony. Tsunade held a pocket watch in her left hand and held her right high in the air. "ALL RIGHT, YOU MUST BE ON YOUR GUARD ALL WEEKEND UNDERSTOOD?" She was greeted with a chorus of moans and groans. "NOW, YOUR GOAL IS NOT TO GET SCREWED. STICK WITH YOUR RESPECTIVE GROUPS. YOU HAVE A TEN MINUTE HEAD START THAT STARTS... NOW!!" A whistle blew and the teams were off.

Iruka kept his team close to him as he led them through the thick trees in the forest of death.

A couple hours past before they were forced to stop. Iruka looked at his team. "Okay, for now we pause and relax, I doubt they will catch up to us."