Naruto One-Shot (Yaoi)

Sasunaru

Standing on a small bridge, waiting impatiently for their teacher to arrive (who was already a ridiculous 4 hours late), Sasuke and Naruto did absolutely nothing as Sakura rambled on about whatever she was rambling about... No one had the time or energy really to be listening to her pathetic complaints, especially after the long day of extreme workouts yesterday.
"Sakura, shut your mouth, please. My ears are bleeding." Naruto drawled ASIC he leaned casually against a tree, sick of her droning on with herself and he was pretty sure Sasuke was too- not like he would say anything anyway. The only words he was capable of speaking was 'Hn' and 'Dobe'.
Sakura stood there for a second, eyes darting to Sasuke and back to Naruto, cheeks rapidly turning a frightening shade of red due to her shock and embarrassment: he had just insulted her IN FRONT OF SASUKE!
Naruto rolled his eyes as she glared daggers at him, hands fisting at her sides as she visibly tried to contain her anger.
The wind blew gently across the bridge, the trees waving and rustling. The sun shone down like a gold medallion as a cluster of yellow irises situated at the end of the bridge danced, catching the light. Not a cloud in sight, it seemed like the perfect summer day- if not for the annoying girl beside Naruto...
Turning to her crush, batting her eyes, Sakura spoke in a sugary sweet voice, "Sasukeeeeeee? You don't mind me talking, do you? After all, I'm just trying to make some conversation," she exaggerated what she was saying with over the top gestures, unknowingly making her look like a fool, "that's not such a crime, is it?"
He shrugged, expression kept nonchalant and holding no feeling before resuming his 'sulking' by staring off at the distance, contemplating.
Sakura- unfortunately- took that as permission to carry on, "See, I knew my Sasukeeeee would agree with me!"
"Pfft!" Naruto huffed, astounded at her stupidity. "He didn't even answer you, Sakura." he spat her name out with such disgust. "You know he doesn't even love you either; he hates you."
The pink-haired idiot pulled her fists up, seething: "No, he doesn't!"
Naruto snorted.
"Well, he certainly likes me more than you, Na-ru-to. For example, if he was forced to pick someone he had to kiss, it would definitely be me over you, asshole!"
No one would've have guessed that they were having a whole discussion about kissing Sasuke by the way his hands were shoved in his jean pockets carelessly and how he looked so uncaring or uninterested in what they were saying.
"Haha, I wouldn't bet on it. Heck- think about it- he'd probably rather kiss a pig, even with his goddamn Uchiha pride."
"Oh yeah?" Sakura placed her hands on her hips, leaning forward slightly, "Prove it." She sneered. "Prove that he wouldn't pick me over you- if you can."
Naruto smirked, taking the challenge: "I will. You'll see."
Something in the conversation must've caught Sasuke's interest because he turned around, lifting a single eyebrow at them suspiciously before muttering, "Dobe?" whilst searching for an answer in their expressions. Something was going on between them and Sasuke knew it yet he just didn't know what. The look that passed between them was rather... Disturbing. Even for a guy like-
"Sasukeeee?" Naruto started.
"Hn"
"Well, basically, Sakura wants to know who you like more and we decided that the only possible solution," Naruto smirked making Sasuke inwardly squirm from the discomforting look he was giving, "would be- judging by your reaction next- to do..."
Naruto glanced at Sasuke's lips, unconsciously wetting his own, "this."
Sasuke's eyes widened briefly before Naruto lunged forward, closing the gap between them. When their lips connected, a small un-Uchiha-like squeak came his throat and he tried to move back but was prevented from doing so by the railings. Naruto's lips moved against his rhythmically, capturing and recapturing. A stray hand wound itself around Sasuke's neck, gently tugging at his hair making him gasp. Taking advantage, Naruto slipped his tongue into the other boy's mouth, mapping out his teeth, cheeks, tongue. Weakly, the brunette pushed against Naruto's chest but it wasn't enough to break the kiss. Then, the blonde's lack of brain must've affected Sasuke because as his eyes fluttered shut, he leant in closer, reacting to the kiss causing a low growl to escape the other boy's lips.
Despite the fact Naruto had truly won fair and square, he didn't want to stop- more like he couldn't stop. Still, he was well aware of some high-pitched objecting heard in the background whilst he devoured the other boy's mouth with his own. Unsure hands slipped under Naruto's shirt, growing in confidence when the other boy moaned into the passionate kiss. Unexpectedly, Sasuke pinched the hard nub, loving the sounds and whimpers Naruto made as the blonde arched his back into the touch, consequently rubbing their erections against each other. Adrenaline burned, spreading like wildfire through their veins as the rough fabric of Sasuke's jeans and the soft fabric of the other boys sweatpants elicited small but needy moans from both of the horny teenagers.