Naruto One-Shot (Yaoi)

The sweetest Valentine

By: Animaid101

“Eeeeh? What do you mean, you ate all of them?” Sakura stared in absolute bewilderment at the empty box of sweets. At least there had been sweets in it before Naruto had discovered them. He held his belly and looked totally satisfied

“Thank you, Sakura-chan, they were so tasty!” He puckered his lips and tried to express his gratitude by a big smooch on her cheek but a rudely appearing hand shoved him away.

“Don't touch me, idiot, or do you want me to beat you up like last Christmas?” A swollen vein popped up on her broad forehead.

“Uhm, erh, no, I'd rather not.” Naruto still remembered lively the harsh consequences of his prank when he had lured her under the mistletoe last year and then... a sharp pain and absolute darkness. He had to stay in the hospital until New Year's eve.

“But this time it's different, since I'm your Valentine.” He grinned all over his face.

Sakura snorted. “They were for Sasuke, not for you, idiot!”

“Sasuke? But...” Naruto's smile fell apart. Of course, Sasuke! This arrogant bastard had been in the way of his love life ever since kindergarten. All the girls just had eyes for 'Sasuke-kun' whenever he appeared and that left everyone else pretty much as garbage, though the smug bastard gave a damn about them all. Plus Naruto couldn't remember a single moment Sasuke had left out to embarrass him in public. This guy was the reason Naruto was still a virgin and looked down by every girl. It had been bad luck he had to share a room in the University's dorm with him even now. And to top it all there hadn't been a moment Sasuke had left him alone. Whenever a girl showed up the good looking Uchiha appeared out of nowhere as if he was a ghost. Naruto hated his sneakiness.

“How should I have known they were meant to be his? He...”

“What was meant to be mine?”, a low voice growled behind them. “Didn't I tell you not to touch my things?”

“Sasuke-kun!” Sakura turned in surprise and blushed lightly. A dreamy shimmer appeared in her eyes, while she watched his attractive but indifferent face.

Naruto clenched his fist and his blood pressure immediately raised up to 200.

Of course, the thought alone must have brought him here, this treacherous bastard. How much would have Naruto liked to clobber him up now at once, but he feared Sakura's rage. So he just tended towards him and put a mischievous smile on his face.

“That wasn't your thing. It stood in the midst of the room without any hint of the owner.”

“And what exactly classified you to become the owner?” Sasuke frowned.

“Well...”

“Sorry, Sasuke-kun, it was all my fault for forgetting the Valentine card.” Sakura's blush grew more intense, spreading over her face.

“So, it was a Valentine gift for me?” Sasuke smiled. “I'm touched, really. ...and... where is it?” He looked around.

«This bastard puts up an act just to embarrass me!» Naruto thought.

“Unfortunately...” Sakura looked at Naruto. Sasuke followed her look.

«Oh, how much I hate this arrogant son of a...!»

“Do you have to tell me something, Naruto?” Sasuke approached Naruto and stood dangerously close to his face. If not for Sakura, Naruto would have punched him away. Sasuke sniffed at him.

“You reek of chocolate. Could it be you ate my Valentine present?” He pouted.

“What the hell...? Get off my face, Uchiha! It wasn't my fault, you heard it. It was just a misunderstanding.”