Naruto One-Shot (Yaoi)

Naruto "Kissed everyone in Konoha" Uzumaki

By Nejisalive (wongfuavatar)

Sakura

Naruto wakes up and realizes he's in the hospital again. He doesn't remember why this time. Normally, he remembers it after waking up, but today doesn't hit the nail. What's going on?... Oh no, this means I have to pay for another medical bill if Tsunade wasn't the one healing him... Sakura entered the room with a clipboard, but she wasn't in her doctor coat. Sakura's really cool as a fighting doctor. She's like grandma Tsunade except she's Sakura.

"Oh thank god, you're awake." Sakura said sighing onto her clipboard

"What happened to me? I don't think I can afford another hospital bill... please tell me Grandma Tsunade took care of me" Naruto asked with a sudden panic

"Oh I was your doctor. Wait, you don't remember what happened?" Sakura put down her clipboard and scratched her head.

"No? I just remember we were sparring then I woke up here. What did I do?"

"Oh boy." She sighs while sitting down and leaning against her hand.

Sakura talks about the odd chance that Naruto passed out from hitting a chakra point that got him knocked out. The middle of Naruto's abdomen has a certain spot that knocks him out like a bullet hit him and his clone missed Sakura, thus hitting himself with his own chakra. Though, he never bruises for long, he realizes that his stomach does feel weird.

"Don't worry, it's not bad. You just need to rest."

Naruto laughed and scratched the back of his head. "I could fight Pain from the village yet I couldn't dodge my own clone, huh? What would I do without you, Sakura-chan!"

"I'm not a medical ninja for nothing, you know!", she grinned and made Naruto lay back down.

"I owe you! Also... do I get to go home? I can't afford another day without having to take on another mission..."

"I'll handle it, Naruto. Don't worry."

"What?" Naruto said with a pout. "But, you already healed me, are you sure that's okay?"

"Leave it to me, Naruto. Anyway, you're my little test patient for my healing techniques!" Sakura said happily while checking his body one last time.

"You're already great, Sakura! The coolest and strongest and cutest!" He said proudly.

Sakura blushed and lightly hit him on the chest. "You're a big loser, you idiot. Go home when you're ready."

Naruto perked up and hugged Sakura. "Thanks, Sakura! You're the best." He kisses her cheek and stretches to walk home.

Sakura went back to the doctors lounge and laughed at what happened. That Naruto. If only he knew what really happened... The afternoon where Naruto and Sakura were sparring, Sakura learned to incorporate her anatomy lessons with Hinata's chakra point lessons. She waited for Naruto to form his rasengan to hit him with a massive blow on his abdomen. Naruto can handle it , she thought. But, once the blow hit him, he was knocked unconscious. Oh no. She carried him straight to the hospital and healed him as soon as she could. Nothing was wrong, Hinata told her not to worry and that he just needed some rest. She finished all her papers and paid for the room rental fee. Sorry for lying, Naruto! At least this one's on me.

Shikamaru

Naruto was a lesson away from becoming a Jonin-level ninja. If it wasn't for Iruka-sensei or Shikamaru, he wouldn't have gotten so far so fast. Sensei was the bearer of great news once class was over.